Really good Twitter thread originally about Elon Musk and Twitter, but also applies to Netflix and a lot of other corporations.

Full thread. Text transcription under cut.

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yesterdaysprint

Dr. Sargent says women are growing masculine and men are becoming effeminate.

The Holiday (2006) dir. Nancy Meyers

theculturedmarxist

>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars

KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS

boggblog

Password sharing actually doesnt cost them anything, every time u share a password they dont have to pay u for that. Its free. They just use that language bc they say that not having everyone buy into their service is a loss of a customer they /never even had/ and are pretending they would have made money from those non customers

sadphonics

They aren't losing money, they're just mad they aren't making more money. Absolutely share passwords with friends and people you trust.

urbanfantasyinspiration

A rich culture

kshkonskpon

Periodic Table of the Polycules, by u/aprilarcus on Reddit

robotics5

@professionalchaoticdumbass @catgirl-techsupport triad :3

langernameohnebedeutung

God, time-travellers are so annoying. "Oh my actions are going to change the future!!" so do everyone else's. That's just cause and effect. "Oh if I do this, I'll never be born!" yeah an infinite number of people weren't born, you don't hear them complain. "they don't even teleportation devices back here" yeah, well, I don't have to get my microplastics drained twice a week and my oxygen is free.

langernameohnebedeutung

"This is where my parents mansion will stand in 500 years" Well, and just now this is my acre and my hovel and you're being awfully loud for someone whose body the gendarmerie won't be able to identify

Too cute

roadhogsbigbelly

this is so fucking bleak

the-haiku-bot

You have rights because

faggots and dykes fought for them.

Respect that you cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

hearty-an0n

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

hearty-an0n

just went and got eurydice. this is so easy

hearty-an0n

um. awfully quiet in this tunnel.