Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

Shitpost

they couldnt afford a wedding photographer

thehorizonmachine

the distinction between board games and TTRPGs only exists in your heart baby

thehorizonmachine

im going to roleplay in this game of catan and you cant stop me officer [i am arrested and jailed anyway for playing settlers of catan]

thehorizonmachine

you can do a character voice in monopoly. they wont stop you. this is what Big Board Games doesnt want you to know

Outing at ichiraku ramen 🍥🍅

today was strange day, so distracted as much as I can ( ◡‿◡ *)

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

rederiswrites

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

rederiswrites

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

little guy :’((

foreverial

The biggest ever evidence for the “haters are truly just jealous“ theory is When everyone was dunking on these delightful images of jack Nicholson enjoying a delicious hoagie in a boat and then jumping playfully into the sea. there is honest to God nothing I would rather be doing than exactly this. any man who claims this is lame or that he looks gross in any capacity is lying, & seething with jealousy

me when i have to work at the job i applied for

cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind

araxoolie

Hamsterdam

habkeinb0ck

Kontent

magikus-miccentyu

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

carbs are my best friends actually. i love rice and pasta and potato and bread and i don’t think “evil food” exists

…it came up on the dash like this…  :)

retro chainsaw man 🪚😈 

jacobtheloofah

shirt idea

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