A kid called my girlfriend a b*tch after my girlfriend let them go ahead of us in a crosswalk.

    Someone posted a story on here that made me think of something that happened to me about 4 years ago. My girlfriend and I were passing through a school zone one day and a bunch of kids that lived around the school were walking home.

    We were driving through and came to a crosswalk so my girlfriend stops and waves these 3 younger looking girls on to go ahead of us. There were 2 blondes and a brunette. The brunette hits the sidewalk and turns towards our car and yells “thanks b*tch!” And flips us off and runs away with the 2 blondes.

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    ironspiderson

    PLEASE REBLOG THIS WARNING

    HEY GUYS

    The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.

    incorrectbatfamquotes

    I know Venom is a Marvel movie but, since many people fans of the Bat family and DC Comics are also Marvel fans (like me), I thought it would be a good thing to share this.

    a113cowgirl

    I think my favorite thing about Kim Possible is how weirdly mundane it is, for being an action show. Like most other teen superhero shows are very dramatic with huge stakes, but Kim didn’t even have any powers. She was just an exceptionally good cheerleader, she didn’t even have a secret identity. The villain wasn’t even some big baddie with a tragic backstory and weird powers, he was just some crazy middle aged dude with a grumpy assistant that like just happened to live in the same town as Kim.

    They ate fast food in like every episode. What even was Kim Possible.

    fantasmicdisneynerd

    Don’t forget that:

  • Both her parents bent the dumb and unknowing parent tropes by both being geniuses and fully aware of their daughter’s superhero activities
  • The show also balanced funny and non-serious villains with regular actual big threat villains
  • Character development actually stuck past one shot episodes
  • Both Ron and Kim had relatable teen issues and they didn’t just give them to Kim, like Ron’s entire episode about toxic masculinity and male body image
  • The relatable and healthy family dynamics both Ron and Kim had with their families
  • Teacher’s who didn’t excuse Kim for her superhero extracurricular activities and forcing her to go through detention or pay library fines or take tests even when she just saved the world
  • The global spread of their adventures beyond being strictly in the USA and the respectful way Kim adapted to every culture she went to
  • The respectful way Kim met dignitaries and those giving her lifts everywhere
  • The vast allies Kim gains through the series through just her attitude and kindness alone
  • Their sidekick animal was a FREAKING MOLE RAT
  • Drakkon and Shego’s relationship was villain goals and I firmly believed set up Agent P and Doof’s relationship dynamic in Phineas and Ferb
  • How incredibly wholesome and inspiring he show was and how it was the animated Buffy the Vampire Slayer of our time
  • How Kim didn’t sacrifice traditional feminine behavior or interests or her kindness and compassion to be more macho or tough
  • Ron and Kim were our first shipping experience and than became relationship goals
  • Kim Possible is an iconic piece of 90’s television that has literally shaped an entire generation and if you don’t believe agree with me I feel so sorry for you

    greeno

    there is a fucking part in the new season where spongebob gets worried about squidward being lonely so he shines a flashlight through his window and makes a shadow puppet with his hand and the shadow puppet can actually physically interact with squidward and spongebob gets a hand cramp and accidentally ends up destroying the room

    whoever came up with this gag deserves an emmy. new spongebob is batshit fucking nuts and i love it

    an-actual-stone

    really appreciate that pose