The signs as nature sounds

Aries: the burning and crackling of a fire

Taurus: pouring rain rhythmically hitting a tin roof

Gemini: the pleasant chirping of birds in the morning

Cancer: the whish of tall grass when you run through it

Leo: the crack of lightning that hits before thunder

Virgo: the quiet creaking of trees when the wind is strong

Libra: an owl hooting in a forest at night

Scorpio: the howl of a fierce winter wind

Sagittarius: stepping on crunchy leaves on a dirt path

Capricorn: crickets chirping in the middle of the night

Aquarius: the sound of ocean waves hitting the shore

Pisces: the trickle of water from a nearby stream

brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you

me: why did you bring me this

brain: just because

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

the signs as weather

aries: the rain with the wind howling loudly, messing up your hair as you take a step outside

taurus: a winter day where the sun is shining but it's 0 degrees; cold and hot at the same time

gemini: the first rain of the fall; the kind of weather that you drink coffee by the window in

cancer: huge fluffy clouds covering the sky so that you can't see the blue; warm enough for shorts

leo: partly cloudy as well as sunny, a chance of scattered showers just as likely as the clouds clearing up

virgo: a cloudless day, sunshine beating down on you and warming your skin

libra: when it's so misty outside you can't see in front of you; warm and cosy

scorpio: the rainbow that appears after a huge storm with the smell of the rain still lingering in the air

sagittarius: thunder and lightning without a single drop of water falling from the clouds

capricorn: the hottest day of the summer, the kind of day that makes you want to go to the beach

aquarius: the hurricane that passes over your town in five minutes, intense but quick

pisces: an unexpected snowstorm; piles and piles of frosty white falling on the ground in a matter of minutes

has a fever: i'm ok

coughs out lungs: i'm ok

throat on fire: i'm ok

is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life

brain: don't text first. don't text first. don't text first. don't text first.

me:

me:

me: *sweating*

brain: don't do it!!!

me: I gotta... I gotta...

brain: don't text first!

me:

me:

me:

me: ....

me: *texts first*

brain: fuck!!! now they hate you!!! they think you're annoying!! why do you always text first!! if they wanted to talk to you they'd text first!!

me: i'll get over it

me: *doesn't get over it*

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

me @ myself: get it together.....

also me @ myself: ur literally going through a lot rn? cut yourself some slack?

also also me @ myself: ...anyway....i hate my entire self

me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]

me: [sees cerberus]

me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup

cerberus: :D! :D! :D!

intrusive thoughts be like

brain: open the door n throw urself out of this moving car

me: what no

brain: okay u gotta be paralyzingly afraid of that for the rest of the ride though

me: what the fuck. What the fu

me: damn its hot as fuck outside

me: *wears all black*

me: i feel kinda good right now

my brain: sike bitch u thought

brain: time to feel sad for no reason

me: why

brain: you gotta