The zoomster

mutuals let's meet at the christmas market and drink mulled wine together

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

jacobtheloofah

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

gglilyallin

this image is slaughtering me

persistent-wallflower

Jennifer Slopez once she gets past that gate

just a collection of screenshots I liked

you could say that

nyoom

"there you are you sonovabitch"

It's a good vibe in here

oop and some from botw

🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

the-sofa-king-awesome

the tags on this post do not disappoint

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

Я не знаю, что писать. Поэтому держите еще одно милое и забавное видео с кошками:

Источник:pinterest

shutyourmoustache

So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:

1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.

2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.

3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.

4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.

5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.

6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.

7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.

8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.

9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.

natandacat

If you're lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!

(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)

cognitohazardous

this is a bug

seasonallydefective

Creature that looks like it was made by a tumblr poll where 40% of people voted “eye” and 5% voted “leg”

I am in tears

gk

this is the only believable one

SHE SAID. BITCH.