sitcom about an 11th century Benedictine monastery. features an "adorable" child novice whose catchphrase is "that's heretical!"

mugofsoup

call my girl jack skellington the way i’m tryna bone

mugofsoup

my girl calls me jigsaw’s tricycle way she wanna ride me

mugofsoup

my girl calls me the descent way i wanna go down on her

mugofsoup

call my girl the thing way i’m bouta explode

mugofsoup

call my girl freddy krueger way she’s the man of my dreams

mugofsoup

call my girl creep (2014) way she AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

mugofsoup

call my girl michael myers way she makes my ween say hallo

mugofsoup

call my girl the meg the way.. . wet

Stained glass tulip teapot

World Infrastructure Map

by Peter Atwood

hell on earth

ballwizard

just realized how cartoonishly weird i look driving my car with a skeleton in the front seat and smaller skeleton in the backseat while also wearing a shirt with a skull on it. i am living the life of an emo cartoon character

help-help-i-need-an-adult

You should get a car seat for the smaller skeleton

"debit or credit?" personality :) (walks out of the store without paying)

bgm05

yeah i didn't think the sound was loud at all. i also wasn't surprised by it. i played it totally cool. yeah

aflo

we know you did the beep walk

ryebreadedd

its very great to me that every single inkfish splatoon character has ugly baby pictures no exceptions. Its so awesome they made the babies look like that

ryebreadedd

Its especially funny seeing how the gmod splatoon community handles it because ive looked and its one of two ways and both of them suck:

1: weird blob that’s accurate but also super goofy looking

2: Making the normal inkling model smaller and usually recoloring the skin (bad. It sucks so bad)

ryebreadedd

my favorite of these images ever is one titled “birth of carlos” and it drives me into hysterics every time i see it because

it looks like a corpse

I love it so much i drew it and my friends made it a discord sticker to torment people with

ryebreadedd

PLEASE DO PLEASE DO PLEASE DO PLEASE PELASEPLAEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEAS EI NEED TO SEE THESE SO BAD

hydrasango

you got it boss 🦑👍

splatoon divorce

the last supper

radiofreederry

This dog rules

gunsandfireandshit

He's like some sort of Biblical punishment for D.C. toadies

ayeforscotland

Many of you might be unaware but if you’re a transphobe there’s a 98.7% chance that your brain is replaced with mushy peas within the first five years.

mitzo

If you do x-rays that many times you will fucking die

brendanicus

TERFs after x-raying themselves every time they have a drink to make sure there's no penises around

The way the activity tab cuts the end off replies with ellipsis is the funniest thing in the world sometimes

werewolfbarista

one of my shift leads was like "aelyis i have something so funny to tell u" and when she got over to me she was like. we got a review that said "the barista was wearing a dog collar. don't know how appropriate that is" and when i tell u i laughed so hard i CRUMPLED

werewolfbarista

manager came up and jokingly went "aelyis don't wear dog collars" i think im gonna fwow up

werewolfbarista

the kicker is ive been wearing a spiked choker not even my Actual Honest To God Dog Collar

werewolfbarista

one of my other shift leads is saying we should all get collars and/or have a dedicated drivethru collar. beasties i am doggirlifying my fucking starbucks.

zagreus

femboy hooters is out, doggirl starbucks is in

nionom-art

Have a Miku… thing

mightyoctopus

[ID: Traditional illustration of Hatsune Miku, but instead of her usual twin tails she has two large "worms on strings" for hair. /end ID]