@sonderdream
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2023-10-04 22:40:43
    mugofsoup

    call my girl jack skellington the way i’m tryna bone

    mugofsoup

    my girl calls me jigsaw’s tricycle way she wanna ride me

    mugofsoup

    my girl calls me the descent way i wanna go down on her

    mugofsoup

    call my girl the thing way i’m bouta explode

    mugofsoup

    call my girl freddy krueger way she’s the man of my dreams

    mugofsoup

    call my girl creep (2014) way she AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

    mugofsoup

    call my girl michael myers way she makes my ween say hallo

    mugofsoup

    call my girl the meg the way.. . wet

    ryebreadedd

    its very great to me that every single inkfish splatoon character has ugly baby pictures no exceptions. Its so awesome they made the babies look like that

    ryebreadedd

    Its especially funny seeing how the gmod splatoon community handles it because ive looked and its one of two ways and both of them suck:

    1: weird blob that’s accurate but also super goofy looking

    2: Making the normal inkling model smaller and usually recoloring the skin (bad. It sucks so bad)

    ryebreadedd

    my favorite of these images ever is one titled “birth of carlos” and it drives me into hysterics every time i see it because

    it looks like a corpse

    I love it so much i drew it and my friends made it a discord sticker to torment people with

    ryebreadedd

    PLEASE DO PLEASE DO PLEASE DO PLEASE PELASEPLAEASE PLEASE PELASE PLEAS EI NEED TO SEE THESE SO BAD

    hydrasango

    you got it boss 🦑👍

    splatoon divorce

    werewolfbarista

    one of my shift leads was like "aelyis i have something so funny to tell u" and when she got over to me she was like. we got a review that said "the barista was wearing a dog collar. don't know how appropriate that is" and when i tell u i laughed so hard i CRUMPLED

    werewolfbarista

    manager came up and jokingly went "aelyis don't wear dog collars" i think im gonna fwow up

    werewolfbarista

    the kicker is ive been wearing a spiked choker not even my Actual Honest To God Dog Collar

    werewolfbarista

    one of my other shift leads is saying we should all get collars and/or have a dedicated drivethru collar. beasties i am doggirlifying my fucking starbucks.

    zagreus

    femboy hooters is out, doggirl starbucks is in