Omg I can make polls now. Ok so I know this is a generic question but I'm gonna ask it anyways.

me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.

me: *does not go to the store*

me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺

i can’t find the original post but i saw someone say to draw the og image as bruce and dami and i HAD too

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

cmesinagain

cmesin

hangbillgatesinminecraft

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/30/us/politics/supreme-court-historical-society-donors-justices.html

publishing between christmas and new years has to have been strategic right?

mxtomituck

It's so funny (not funny HAHA) that supreme court justices can pile up these kinds of conflicts of interest but a juror who looks up a Nazi logo that the prosecution was lying about leads to a mistrial :)

ruggery

kuims

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

slapthesetiddies

that’s ellen degeneres

tentacleheadcold

Not so generes now

come on bro just smoke it one time. i promise it's not slutweed this time lol

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

sagihairius

turned on the light in my pitch black bathroom and all 3 of my cats were on their hind legs, in a circle, beating the shit out of each like some secret feline fight club

sagihairius

for visual reference

itspumpkinski

who is your favorite fearless hero?

witchy--mama

@the-morticians--flame

squidsoupofficial

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

cum-villain

Anyways the queer community isn't just what's on the internet. You'll find transgender people who call themselves transsexuals because that's what they called themselves 40 years ago, you'll find bisexual women who have been in the lesbian community since before bisexual women were forced to make their own community, you'll find gay men who call themselves femmes, you'll find trans women who were drag queens for decades before calling themselves trans women (and still are drag queens). The queer community is big and colourful and beautiful and doesn't have set boxes, and it never should.

cum-villain

happy 1 year to this post. its never leaving my notifs huh

Orville Peck for Playboy
© Alysse Gafkjen

hungwy

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

how-not-to-human

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

vicholas

“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

vicholas

this is the same as when the word ‘blorbo’ went big and I found it kinda dumb and corny, but then there were people who were fucking furious about it and wrote angry posts whining about how they hated this site because they couldnt avoid seeing the word blorbo. so I felt like ok I changed my mind I hope people keep saying blorbo forever

krakenartificer

Look, I wasn’t into eeby deeby OR the plinko horse OR blorbo. It was a rough month. But that’s the price you pay for getting fresh local memes delivered to your door within hours of having been harvested. Not everything can be in season all the time; sometimes you just gotta add some flavoring to the current meme, and know that it’ll be Cask of Amontillado season soon

spiffyboi357

Some flavouring, you say?

Perhaps some extract of a certain variety?… nay, I shan’t say it