sandersstudies

    My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

    sandersstudies

    She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

    1disorientednddisabled1

    Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

    sandersstudies

    Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

    You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

    loading3percent

    Girl: *calls for aid*

    Every single dad packed into the car:

    sandersstudies

    This is possibly my favorite response to this post

    belldomar

    A quick translation:

    Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

    2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

    Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

    2012: Nah, no need.

    Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

    2020: FIRES.

    Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

    2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

    Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

    2020: PANDEMIC.

    Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

    2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

    1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

    1347: Heli-what?

    Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

    2020: TILL MARCH.

    Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

    1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

    2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

    2000: Wait, what do you mean?

    1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

    1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

    1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

    1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

    1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

    1945: Here we go again-

    2000: Now, seriously, what-

    1: Y’all want BREAD?!

    1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

    notclickbait

    lets not forget this gem

    72virginoliveoil

    cant believe we’re leaving out this

    and more importantly this

    notclickbait

    interesting how you forgot 

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    and

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    notclickbait

    hmmm and perhaps

    tumblin-monkeys

    and these ones too

    otherworldlypredator

    I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

    adulthoodisokay

    excuse me but:

    lancery

    where would we be withour kermit

    xorlada

    can’t believe y'all forgot

    srsfunny

    Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

    iconuk01

    “WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

    tealdeertamer

    I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

    And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

    Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

    So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

    And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

    Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

    words4bloghere

    Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

    stephendann

    Wolf packs have maternity leave?

    storlek

    Wolves: better than American companies.

    sans--seraph

    So, like. Is this the reverse version of that where’s the babies video, then? 

    pizzaforpresident

    why are people even questioning obesity in america

    merlinsbearditsthedoctor

    why is your tea liquidised?

    gallifreyanprincess

    ….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

    merlinsbearditsthedoctor

    ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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    like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

    paradoxsocks

    No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

    abbysrwk

    WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

    randomthingieshere

    HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

    yourlocalpsychopath

    so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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    cloudyobsession

    England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

    starkinglyhandsome

    [skeletons ooh-ing]

    uberfaenatic

    Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

    prettyboyshyflizzy

    Englad doesn’t own anything

    dad-monster

    except that time we owned most of the world

    that-artgirl

    If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

    that-duck-in-paris

    I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

    phlying-squirrel

    HAH

    BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

    autumnneedstostop

    HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

    lilzodiac

    And this is why I love Tumblr

    dmzenog

    Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

    brownirisandcurls

    Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

    sebsticles

    I only see this on pinterest omg….

    hermiones-enchantment

    BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

    siriusly-fuck-off

    “world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

    inifitywar

    this post is a wild ride from start to finish

    itsliterallythis

    I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

    nabyss

    😂😂😂

    dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

    Cold tea

    Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

    Cold coffee

    I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

    tenoko1

    I like that this post started out trying to fat shame people— while knowing wtf they were talking about— and devolved completely into throwing teacups and patriotism.

    So… I recently found this while reading one of the many articles of our beloved jonghyun and I thought I should share it with those who many not have seen it. This is a translation of his suicide letter and he wanted this to be posted so that everyone can see it. It was also posted with the permission of his family.

    “I am broken from the inside. The depression that slowly gnawed away at me has finally swallowed me whole. And I could not defeat it. I detested myself. I grabbed my disjointed memories and yelled at them to pull themselves together but was met with no response. If I can’t help myself breathe properly it’s better to stop breathing at all. I asked myself who was responsible for me. Only I. I was utterly alone. It’s easy to talk about the end. It’s hard to actually end. I lived until now because of that difficulty. I told myself I wanted to run. Yes, I wanted to run. From myself. From you. I asked who was there. It was me. It was me again. And it was me yet again. I asked why I kept losing my memories. It was because of my personality. I see. So It’s all my fault in the end. I wanted people to notice but no one did. They’ve never even met me so of course they don’t know I exist. I asked why they live. They just live, just live on. If you ask why I die I would answer I am exhausted. I have suffered and pondered. I never learned how to turn this exhausting pain into bliss. Pain is just that, pain. They scolded me not to do this. Why? Why can’t I even end things the way I want to? They told me to find out why I hurt. I know too well. I hurt because of me. It’s all my fault and all because I’m lacking. Doctor, is this what you wanted to hear? No. I have done nothing wrong. When the gentle voice blamed my personality I thought, ‘damn being a doctor is easy.’ It’s so odd that it hurts so much. People who have it worse than me live fine, people who are weaker than me carry on fine. Maybe that’s not true. There’s no one alive that’s got it worse than me or is weaker than me. But I should live on anyway. I keep asking myself why I should hundreds of times and it’s not for my own good. It’s for yours. Please don’t say a word if you don’t understand. Find out why I’m hurting? I told you why. Is it so wrong to hurt so much because of that, do I need to have a more dramatic reason? A more specific reason? I told you already. Were you not listening? Things you can overcome don’t scar you for life. Clashing with the world was never meant for me. The life of fame was never meant for me. That’s all the reason why it hurts. Because I’m famous. Why did I choose this. It’s so funny. It’s a wonder I lasted so long. What can I say. Just tell me I’ve done well. That this is good enough. That I’ve worked hard. Even if you can’t smile don’t fault me on my way. You did well, you worked hard. Goodbye.”

     SHINee’s Jonghyun

    Jonghyun, I’m sorry that there we didn’t notice that you were hurting. I’m sorry that there was nothing we could do. I’m sorry that you were hurting for so long. And I hope that you’ve finally found you’re happiness. I assure you that we will try to be happy again even if you are not with us anymore. You’ll always live on in our hearts. RIP Jonghyun❤

    JUDGEMENT DAY

    If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:

    202-759-7766

    If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites

    -Google

    -Wikipedia

    -Twitter

    -Uber

    -Snapchat

    -Spotify

    -YouTube

    -Facebook

    -Netflix

    -Gmail

    -Soundcloud

    -Instagram

    -ALL online games and networks

    -ALL online shopping services

    -ALL online classes

    -ALL the porn

    Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media

    -CALL: 202-418-1000

    Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

    Text “BATTLE” to 384-387 is also a useful one considering that 50408 is no longer working 😅

    the FCC is no longer putting the ‘RESIST’ texts into consideration‼️

    CALL: 202-418-1000 (FCC)

    - say your Name

    - your State

    - & that you oppose the repeal of Net Neutrality !! if they don’t pick up leave a Voicemail

    this is literally our only hope 🙏 plz call #NetNeutrality

    But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

    Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s show it

    @shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen

    versacejin

    don't risk it

    if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

    9597line

    can’t risk this

    titaniagigante

    Jeonghan no

    17-scenarios

    seungkwan im coming for you buddy

    fy17trash

    Can’t risk this sorry

    hoshi-u-love-me

    Doing this for hoshi

    bangtanella

    SUGA IM COMING

    btslovestrong

    Kookieeee <3

    kpop-anabell

    FML.. IT SHOWED UP AGAIN! I JUST CAN’T RISK THIS! I HAVE TO REBLOG AGAIN! I’M SORRY!

    we-hate-bts

    HOBI, CHANYEOL, JACKSON, KAI, TAE, RAP MONEY, BEENZINO, ZION T., CRUSH, GIRIBOY, YUGYEOM, JAEBUM, WOOZI, MINGYU, N, JONGHYUN, ONEW, ZELO,….

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    btssmutandfluff

    Yoongi, Namjoon, Chanyeol, and Kai. I’m coming babies.

    dreamybts

    UGH I’M DOING THIS FOR ALL OF BTS

    bts-exolover

    Lol CANT RISK IT

    smuttyseventeen

    ok I met BIGBANG after reblogging this so you all better reblog

    lonelycoolllama

    I must see them no matter who

    obviouslynotkpoptrash

    I don’t care who tbh, I just need to meet at least one kpop idol in my life

    jinsseoks

    I’m not risking it tho

    kinkybangtan

    It took me almost 500 seconds to read through all these though…

    chan-yeoldelling

    If I don’t reblog I might fuck up even the tiniest chances of meet Chanyeol let alone marry him

    offical-sei

    ALL OF BTS AND GOT7

    bttmjoonie

    im coming my children

    texts-from-bts

    everytime i see this, i can’t risk it

    nottodaygot7

    Not risking anything especially since I’m going to Seoul in the summer

    min-nari

    I NEED TO SEE THEM!!!

    bangtan-overdose

    I ain’t risking anything

    6rose9

    Shit, can’t risk it yall

    incorrect-seventeen-17-quotes

    Pleaseeeeeeeee I NEED TO SEE THEM

    miahbtsarmy

    Can’t risk it

    starrynight23

    Not risking it

    “You only like them because of their looks”

    UHM??!!! 

    I love them because they are hardworking
    I love them because they are passionate at what they do.
    I love them because they make me smile
    I love them because they work their butt off just to make fans happy
    I love them because of their personality
    I love them because they can make me smile like no one else could
    I love them because they make me feel wanted

    Yes, they are good looking af 
    but that isn’t what drew me in. 
    I love them because they inspire me to be a better person than I am today. That’s why I love them.
    Get your facts right.

    BTS & BigHit will donate KRW 500 million won (~$448k) Nov, for 2yrs, donations of 3% of the income from the sales of physical albums of the Love Yourself series, 100% of the income from the sales of official goods for the LOVE MYSELF campaign (will open mid-December). Everything will go into a fund called LOVE MYSELF” created by BTS & BigHit to proceed towards the #ENDviolence campaign by UNICEF.

    Ask away

    1. What’s your middle name, and do you like it?

    2. are you artistic?

    3. Have you had your first kiss?

    4. What is your life goal?

    5. Do you have any experiences with a famous person?

    6. Do you play any sports?

    7. What’s your worst fear?

    8. Who’s your biggest inspiration?

    9. Do you have any cool talents?

    10. are you a morning person?

    11. How do you feel about pet names?

    12. Do you like to read?

    13. Name a list of shows that have changed your life.

    14. Do you care about your follower count?

    15. What’s the best dream you’ve had?

    16. Have you ever kissed someone of your same gender?

    17. Do you have any pets?

    18. Are you religious?

    19. Are you a people person?

    20. Are you considered popular?

    21. What is one of your bad habits?

    22. What’s something that makes you feel vulnerable?

    23. What would you name your children?

    24. Who’s your celebrity crush?

    25. What’s your best subject?

    26. Dogs or cats?

    27. most used social media besides tumblr?

    28. best friends name?

    29. who does your main family consist of?

    30. Chocolate or sugar?

    31. have you ever been on a date?

    32. Do you like roller coasters?

    33. Can you swim?

    34. What would you do in the event of an apocalypse?

    35. Have you struggled with any kind of mental disorder?

    36. Are your parents together?

    37. What’s your favorite color?

    38. What country are you from/do you live in?

    39. Favorite singer?

    40. Do you see yourself being famous some day?

    41. Do you like dresses?

    42. Favorite song right now?

    43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

    44. How old were you when you first got your period?

    45. Have you ever shot a gun?

    46. Have you ever done yoga?

    47. Are you a horror girl?

    48. Are you good at giving advice?

    49. Tell us a story about your childhood.

    50. How are you doing today?

    51. Were you a cute kid?

    52. Can you dance?

    53. Is there anything you do that you can’t remember ever not doing?

    54. Have you ever dyed your hair?

    55. What color are your eyes?

    56. What’s your favorite animal?

    57. Have you ever made a huge fool of yourself?

    58. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

    59. Do you have good friends?

    60. Are you close with anyone of the lgbtq+ group?

    61. What’s your favorite class?

    62. List all the tv shows you are watching.

    63. Are you organized?

    64. What was the last movie you saw? Opinion?

    65. Which tv character do you relate to most?

    68. What are some things that stand between you and complete happiness?

    69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing?

    70. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die?

    71. What would you do differently if you knew that no one was judging you?

    72. If you could start over, what would you do differently?

    73. Would you break the law to save a loved one?

    74. When was the last time you traveled somewhere new?

    75. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind?

    76. What have you done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?

    77. What did you want to be when you were a kid?

    78. If you dropped everything to pursue your dreams, what would you be risking?

    79.When did you not speak up, when you know you really should have?

    80. Describe the next five years of your life, and your plans, in a single sentence.

    81. What would happen if you never wasted another minute of your life, what would that look like?

    82. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity?

    83. How would you spend a billion dollars?

    84. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future?

    85. What motivates you to succeed?

    86. What dream that you’ve had has resonated with you the most?

    87. Would you rather live in the city or the woods? Why?

    88. Do you believe in life after death?

    89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they?

    90. What’s your fondest childhood memory?

    91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why?

    92. What would you have to see to cry tears of joy?

    93. What is the hardest lesson you had to learn in life?

    94. What do you think happens after we die?

    95. What would you do if you would be invisible?

    96. What’s something you can’t do no matter how hard you try?

    97. Would you want to choose the sex and appearance of your offspring?

    98. How did your first crush develop?

    99. Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it?

    100. Do you live or do you just exist?

    (credits to owner)

    anonymous

    ❤💅😇😘🐶🚔

    ❤️ one idol you would date without a second thought? Jungkook 💅 idol you would let do your makeup? Taeyeon😇 who do you think is the most innocent maknae? Astro's Sanha😘 would you kiss ____ on the cheek or lips? Since no name was specified I'm going to go with my UB Taeyong. I would prefer not to kiss him at all, even on the cheek, because I respect that they need their own personal space. But since I have to choose I would say cheek🐶 idol you would adopt an animal with? Mark (GOT7) 🚔 you just got thrown in the back of a cop car. Which idol is with you? Which idol is your person to call? Okay so I'd probably be in the back of the cop car with Sehun and the one I would call most likely would be Leeteuk