Hard day’s work
zumainthyfuture
reallymomentsDELETE THIS NOW!
quitethefreakLmfao
thatuuuuuuglyredboneI HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE
illbegotdamn
whitegirlsaintshit
unixslut*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!
femsubdenialYeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:
with the occasional
anytimeanyplace365This just keeps getting better
chuckyfaceLmao. Bye!
needscandalinmylife
alwaysbewokebut then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck
and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down
and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!
ugglyyy
gabbygumsssStahp
iamstellificentOmg it got better 😂😂😂
thehighpriestofreverseracismI HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀
youseebutyoudontsee#justice
rayryan2That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾
rockytop-conservatarianOkay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end.
taeisgangstaI didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong
chokesngagswow lol
princessxbrielleIt got even better 😂
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouaboutOmg you fuckers made it better
shaibearslaybearYou people are amazing
alwaysbewokeDAYS LATER
your hand is still a little sore…
but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*
HELL FUCKING YEA!
trentthewiseoneDamn this is on point!!!
iamstellificentLol there’s more !!! 😂😂
thaundergroundmight be the greatest Tumblr post ever
impinochia😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life
blackchick-withnochillI just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂
chubbybiebzHow can you not reblog this
enchanting-gigglesOMG..
cutest-kittenBAHAHAHAHAAA
lesbianshark@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids
wnt-perfectionIT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport
dont-change-for-peopleI CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂
i-am-the-agonist@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD
lokisredledger@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD
cartoon-sexxWoah longest message i ever read
yuripornloverMust Reblog!!!
slidinginthedms
wheatuMy life is done. I can die happy.
lashanaI don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD
velvet74subDamn, that cartoon has now been wrecked, I’ll never watch it the same way again.
Thank you
whosthisfkingguyTumblr content at its best
hellokinkyThis is brilliant!!
scaffolddog70
refined-sugarLets reblog this masterpiece again.
(hpyu; future settings) old clothes
Fishy friend
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jundere-deactivated20131122
pink in the night
NEDIA🦀さんのツイート: “一生懸命毛繕するからちょっと申し訳ない気持ちになるけどやめれないアレ… ”
Little did I fucking know
kon (kemono jihen) icons
fjordstanthe mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?
new-clemencyNo, you’re thinking of the mitochondria. The mandalorian is the guy who invented that fractal that everyone loves
derinthescarletpescatarianNo that’s Mandelbrot. The mandelorian is the official order or command to do something.
deathsmallcapsNah that’s a mandate. The mandalorian is a musical instrument resembling a lute, having paired metal strings plucked with a plectrum.
new-clemencyI think you’ve confused Mandelorian with a mandolin.
Mandelorian is actually the name of the effect where you remember something strongly, distinctly, and incorrectly, like the Berenstain Bears thing a few years back
funereal-diseaseNo no, that's Mandela. The Mandelorian is part of the jaw.
eightyonekilogramsNo, that’s the mandible. The Mandalorian was the dynasty that ruled Gaul in the 5th and 6th centuries.
shacklesburstNo, you’re thinking of the Merovingians. The Mandalorian is a spiritual or ritual geometric configuration of symbols, to be found most often particularly among religions in India and the Himalayas.
loving-not-heytingNo you’re thinking of a Mandala.
The Mandalorian is a strategy game traditionally played with seeds you move across little pits.
sigmalephYou're thinking of Mancala. The Mandalorian is the guy who created the periodic table
dancercoderNo, you're thinking of Mendeleev. Mandalorian is when a man explains something to a woman in a patronizing way.
love-hate-loveNo that's mansplaining. The mandalorian is a kitchen tool used to slice various vegetables and fruits thinly or in designs. It usually has interchangeable blades, and you can alter the thickness as well. You use it by sliding the vegetable/fruit over the blade(s) repeatedly.
pruningthemindsgarden-deactivatNo, that's a mandoline. The Mandalorian is a really popular variety of citrus fruit, smaller and oblate rather than spherical, with an especially sweet taste compared to others.
thrallflowerI think that’s a mandarin. A mandalorian is that cookie that gave Marcel Proust happy flashbacks.
xxmasterandmargaritaxxNo, that’s a madeleine. A mandalorian is the protagonist in those illustrated children’s books by Ludwig Bemelmans.
jerry-mogwaireThat’s Madeline. A mandalorian is an auto maker that made cars with gull-wing doors, featured prominently in the Back to the Future movies.
sleepytimechloe-deactivated2020No, you're thinking of the DeLorean, man... Mandalorian is the sweet kosher wine popular during Jewish holidays.
takerofselvesNo, you’re thinking of Manischewitz. Mandalorian is a resort in Las Vegas famous for its shark reef aquarium.