reallymoments

    DELETE THIS NOW!

    thatuuuuuuglyredbone

    I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

    illbegotdamn

    when she cums & you don’t stop

    unixslut

    *Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

    femsubdenial

    Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

    with the occasional

    anytimeanyplace365

    This just keeps getting better

    chuckyface

    Lmao. Bye!

    needscandalinmylife

    Reblog to save a life! lol

    alwaysbewoke

    but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

    and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

    and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

    iamstellificent

    Omg it got better 😂😂😂

    thehighpriestofreverseracism

    I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

    rayryan2

    That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

    rockytop-conservatarian

    Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

    taeisgangsta

    I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

    princessxbrielle

    It got even better 😂

    imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout

    Omg you fuckers made it better

    shaibearslaybear

    You people are amazing

    alwaysbewoke

    DAYS LATER

    your hand is still a little sore…

    but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

    HELL FUCKING YEA!

    trentthewiseone

    Damn this is on point!!!

    iamstellificent

    Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

    thaunderground

    might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

    impinochia

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

    blackchick-withnochill

    I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

    chubbybiebz

    How can you not reblog this

    cutest-kitten

    BAHAHAHAHAAA

    alwaysbewoke

    THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOURE LIKE

    lesbianshark

    @dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

    dont-change-for-people

    I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

    i-am-the-agonist

    @lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

    cartoon-sexx

    Woah longest message i ever read

    yuripornlover

    Must Reblog!!!

    slidinginthedms

    This is perfect

    wheatu

    My life is done. I can die happy.

    lashana

    I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

    velvet74sub

    Damn, that cartoon has now been wrecked, I’ll never watch it the same way again.

    Thank you

    whosthisfkingguy

    Tumblr content at its best

    hellokinky

    This is brilliant!!

    refined-sugar

    Lets reblog this masterpiece again.

    Inkas Sentry Civilian, 2020. The Canadian armoured vehicle specialists are offering a luxury version of their Sentry APC, armoured personnel carrier. Though the exterior is similar to the military-grade version with bullet-resistant glass, run-flat tires and an armoured passenger compartment, the interior is kitted out like a private jet. Features include heated leather captain’s chairs and a big-screen entertainment system that retracts to serve as a partition. The Sentry is based on a Ford F-550 platform with a 6.7 litre diesel V8. Each vehicle is built to individual order with prices starting at $350,000

    fjordstan

    the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?

    new-clemency

    No, you’re thinking of the mitochondria. The mandalorian is the guy who invented that fractal that everyone loves

    derinthescarletpescatarian

    No that’s Mandelbrot. The mandelorian is the official order or command to do something.

    deathsmallcaps

    Nah that’s a mandate. The mandalorian is a musical instrument resembling a lute, having paired metal strings plucked with a plectrum.

    new-clemency

    I think you’ve confused Mandelorian with a mandolin.

    Mandelorian is actually the name of the effect where you remember something strongly, distinctly, and incorrectly, like the Berenstain Bears thing a few years back

    funereal-disease

    No no, that's Mandela. The Mandelorian is part of the jaw.

    eightyonekilograms

    No, that’s the mandible. The Mandalorian was the dynasty that ruled Gaul in the 5th and 6th centuries.

    shacklesburst

    No, you’re thinking of the Merovingians. The Mandalorian is a spiritual or ritual geometric configuration of symbols, to be found most often particularly among religions in India and the Himalayas.

    loving-not-heyting

    No you’re thinking of a Mandala.

    The Mandalorian is a strategy game traditionally played with seeds you move across little pits.

    sigmaleph

    You're thinking of Mancala. The Mandalorian is the guy who created the periodic table

    dancercoder

    No, you're thinking of Mendeleev. Mandalorian is when a man explains something to a woman in a patronizing way.

    love-hate-love

    No that's mansplaining. The mandalorian is a kitchen tool used to slice various vegetables and fruits thinly or in designs. It usually has interchangeable blades, and you can alter the thickness as well. You use it by sliding the vegetable/fruit over the blade(s) repeatedly.

    pruningthemindsgarden-deactivat

    No, that's a mandoline. The Mandalorian is a really popular variety of citrus fruit, smaller and oblate rather than spherical, with an especially sweet taste compared to others.

    thrallflower

    I think that’s a mandarin. A mandalorian is that cookie that gave Marcel Proust happy flashbacks.

    xxmasterandmargaritaxx

    No, that’s a madeleine. A mandalorian is the protagonist in those illustrated children’s books by Ludwig Bemelmans.

    jerry-mogwaire

    That’s Madeline. A mandalorian is an auto maker that made cars with gull-wing doors, featured prominently in the Back to the Future movies.

    sleepytimechloe-deactivated2020

    No, you're thinking of the DeLorean, man... Mandalorian is the sweet kosher wine popular during Jewish holidays.

    takerofselves

    No, you’re thinking of Manischewitz.  Mandalorian is a resort in Las Vegas famous for its shark reef aquarium.