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Dumb Of Ass Dumb Of HeartNico. 20. He/him. Fish enthusiast
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Nico. 20. He/him. Fish enthusiast
No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest
this post is so important
op of a viral tweet: “banger drop a follow and turn on notis 😘”
op of a viral tumblr post: “stop reblogging this and fuck off”
a dad i’d like to fuck! sounds crazy, no? but in our little village of anatevka, you might say every one of us is a dad i’d like to fuck, trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple existence without breaking his cock. you may ask, why do we stay if it's so dangerous? we stay because anatevka is our home
František Kobliha, Crowd, 1910, woodcut
Susan Kare, famous graphic artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM. (1980s)
i think you should be able to live without a phone i think phones should never be required or expected or assumed i think when things require you to scan a qr code or something thats the devil and hes corrupting every strata of society
Lighthouse Atlantic Ocean Bretagne France
© J.Höhn
for some reason the idea of a caveman stubbing his toe and going “oh fuck oh shit” is so funny to me, like people have been experiencing little agonies like getting hangnails or burning their fingers while stoking the fire for hundreds of thousands of years, a dude 40,000 years ago rolling his ankle chasing a mammoth and absolutely eating shit and falling face first in front of all of his buddies and then standing up and trying to play it off…..so embarrassing
everyone is like “is gorg…..okay”
and gorg stands up with mud on his face and goes “don’t look at me right now”
The idea of ancient children going to play with their parent's tools and breaking one only to panic and set it back in place like it never happened? Amazing. Dude getting a bruise from hitting the ground too hard after falling from a tree and lying about it? Incredible.
This is a bit more recent but I’m reminded of the archeological find of a 3000 year old pot somebody burned cheese to the bottom of and they just threw the whole thing away. Were they worried their mama was going to be upset they fucked up the pot? Was cleaning it too much work? Were they really embarrassed? I’ve totally been there. I’ve thrown away a pot I scorched too badly in the past year.
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I love this horrible photoshop job. The Ryugyong Hotel is literally in the middle of downtown Pyongyang.
this is immensely funny to me