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    jehovahhthickness

    Jesus was an Aries for sure.

    squid-ink-fettuccine

    I, as an aries, is only dying for you if you got that wet wet & you promise not to talk to my homeboy, judas or peters bitch ass after they turn me in during Passover for public intoxication & find out i got warrants for speaking out against the roman emperor that end up getting me popped

    trvpduchess

    He definitely wasn’t a trash ass Pisces that’s for sure

    jehovahhthickness

    No … if he was a Pisces, they would of killed him sooner for being so fucking annoying.

    christinethecatposts

    Beating up a bunch of people outside a temple? Aries.

    jehovahhthickness

    And this man always had 12 people (the disciples) everywhere he goes …. Aries.

    Name a Capricorn that got more than 2 friends. I’ll wait.

    isattahadiyah

    Why are y’all like this 😂

    jehovahhthickness

    Don’t act like this haven’t crossed your mind before

    tw00shy

    Y’all are bums. Aries are so selfish. He was absolutely a pisces

    jehovahhthickness

    No.

    themental1

    This whole thread is HILARIOUS! 🤣 #TeamAries

    pasdezephyr

    🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣IM THAT CAPRICORN

    kaliiwashere

    Lmao I’m Capricorn I certainly don’t have more than two friends!!!

    poetic-ether

    Yo I know cusps are a debatable thing, but what if Jesus was born on the cusp between Pisces and Aries. He would literally be “the beginning and the end”

    soulfullynostalgic

    if jesus was a pisces then i’m #TeamJudas cuz i haven’t meant a single pisces i didn’t want to suffocate

    jehovahhthickness

    I’m fucking screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

    mr-monotone

    Jesus might’ve been a Pisces. Think about how shady he was at the last supper. He was also being extra when he rose back JUST. LIKE. A. PISCES

    jehovahhthickness

    Ok but he called out Paul and Judas at the last supper. That’s such an Aries trait!

    goldenpoc

    My sister an Aries and she got no friends. I WONDER WHY. I’m a Capricorn, I got 4 friends lmaooo

    martell-arianne

    lemme tell you… Jesus probably had an annoying moon like Gemini as well

    jehovahhthickness

    Jesus wasn’t obnoxious enough to have a Gemini moon.

    tajz1968

    Definitely a Pisces

    Gwan Big Up Urself.
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