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    lolawashere

    Meanwhile, on Twitter:

    Brain farts, a thread

    radioactivepeasant

    At the library where I work, I once told a patron a book was due on the "thirty-oneth".

    And then when I grabbed the next patron's hold, I tried to say "here we are" and "here it is" at the same time and said "here we is"

    We just stared at each other for a minute and I whispered "Oh, I need coffee."

    actualaster

    One time, at my pre-pandemic job, I went to offer assistance to some customers. I opened my mouth to confidently speak and... Screamed absolute gibberish at them because my brain shut off right before I started speaking. They stared in mildly terrified confusion and my coworker was like doubled over laughing in the background

    namelessokami

    I'm a cashier/waiter at a takeout restaurant, and when the customers leave with their food we're supposed to ask "do you want forks or chopsticks?" but one time it cane out "do you want forks or vegetables?" It's been a year, and now my monkey brain slips up at least once a month and says that.

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

    one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

    meekona

    so, i made a thing

    birdadjacent

    Not quite the same concept (sorry to add on), but this is the sign I have right inside my door

    a wooden sign reading
    5149eszter

    I know it isn’t much but I did make this,

    House blessing embroidery is my favorite goddamn thing, I’ll have to make that nuclear waste warning one

    e52711

    megvasarolnam!!!

    dulimano

    a nuclear waste kéne

    pekasairroc

    Hijinks, Hubris, Heresy

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

    HIKJINKS HUBRIS HERESY