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imploderi had the urge to search for this and bring it back
antishippingi feel like i just discovered a fossil
delphiniumbluapparently this has lived rent free in my brain for ELEVEN YEARS!?
imploder antishipping delphiniumbluJust came back from the new dnd movie BRO it was so good actually
It was everything that I was hoping for (besides the end credit scene of them being around the table, I'm offended and disappointed that that did not happen)
The druid had So Much Gender. Like. I genuinely. Ooohhh my god, can i BE her pls
The sorc was such a mood fr lmfao ALSO WILD MAGIC?!?!?! MY FAV KIND OF SORC??? THAT WAS SO COOL AND JUST AMAZING TO SEE AAAA i love him, i adore him
Chris Pine is a dad... i can already feel myself getting weak... i cant handle another father figure i cant... Oh but i Can.
Also its chris pine, Man love that dude
THE PALADIN WAS SO FUNNY LMFOAHDJFKD lawful good characters r the best characters, and I see ppl are already shipping him and the bard. Not surprised at all
The movie was just so wonderfully chaotic and charming, and honestly really did feel like a dnd campaign :)))
I'm really happy about it. I enjoyed it immensely and I feel like they really respected the source material !!
It was also really cool actually understanding tiny references n stuff, but yeah!! 10/10 recommend for both normal ppl and dnd nerds alike
OH ALSO FORGOT TO SAY BUT THEY KEPT THE BARB AND BARD PLATONIC AND IM SOOOO HAPPY, PLATONIC PARENTS FTW :(( THEY R SIMPLY BESTIES
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zac oyama was so hot for this
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manasaysayNo I will not provide context
I watched the DnD movie a couple days ago and I have so many FEELINGS.
the d&d movie was so good. they captured the energy perfectly. exposition and character building and meeting that takes 10 minutes. travel across 3 countries in like 5 minutes. bullshit plans that work so hard. a dragon for no reason other than its a fuckin dragon. Chekov's gun but it's Chekov's arsenal. A paladin's autistic swag. nat 20 on the potato. crying. a very quick "where are they now" segment. everything.
Saw the dnd movie and have to share these parts bc i cant stop thinking about them:
1) the fat dragon
Absolute chonker
He looked like a legit rolly polly
I love him so much
2) Holga's death scene for so many reasons
how she was genuinely happy the whole time. Sang with them until the end
the call back to Ed's apology, where he differentiated between "your mom" and "my wife" when speaking about Zia. Him realizing as Holga dies that Kira's mother was Holga. Ed going through with his promise of "resurrecting your mom" with Holga instead of Zia
Also shoutout to the amazing bff (and tbh probably qpr) relationship between Ed and Holga. When ppl say they want m/f adult platonic friendships in media this is what they mean
you know what they say, “Boys will be girls!”
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one-time-i-dreamtI AM THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN
gpediaNo you're the president actually Ms. President.
lesbiacebianwait wait okay i’ve got one
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thatferrybroadYou fucks aren't in a meme you're in the news distribution service
Leo bad boy supreme”, smugly: I’m basically irresistible. Bet I’ve even caught Death Boy’s eye.
Percy, still under the impression he’s crushing on Annabeth: Doubt it. *nudging Nico playfully* Nico only likes tall, blue-eyed blondes. Isn’t that right?
Nico, looking right at Jason: Guilty as charged.
And the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape
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themanI GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
tattooedzombigirlThis potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
reallyndacarterI would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
colleendoranI need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.
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