thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Jimmy has constant nightmares about the Skeletons catching him. Jimmy has nightmares every time he sleeps. Jimmy’s life is a waking nightmare. Jimmy’s life is a nightmare from which he cannot escape”

asymbina

oh good god

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Just a normal day in the never ending horror that is Jimmy Olsen’s life O.O

espanolbot2

I just like to imagine that they’re yelling…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

:D

WELL NOW SO DO I

espanolbot2

It’s well known that’s all skeletons can say. *nods*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A SKELETON FACT

terriwriting

Superman: “Jimmy, beware the curse of the yelling bones from planet Krypton!”

Jimmy: “You made a bunch of shouty robot-skeletons just to torment me, didn’t you?”

Superman: “… Maybe.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I choose to believe this is canonically the explanation for this :D

There is nothing in the silver age Superman comics to contradict it and a lot that suggests Clark would 100% do this

cryoverkiltmilk

I also want to point out that Jimmy is wearing scuba gear, so those may in fact be pirate skeletons that he disturbed

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s like my grandma always told me…don’t go scuba diving, you’ll be murdered by pirate skeletons

thescaredfluid

Poor Jimmy

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

He is not enjoying this adventure O.O

thescaredfluid

Silver age Clark was lowkey a monster. Mind fucking Lois and making random awful things happen to Jimmy

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

When you go back and read these stories you can kind of see why so many writers, especially those who are old enough to have grown up when these stories were first published, are so obsessed with the “What if Superman was EVIL????” idea because honestly the Silver Age Superman is basically a terrifying space monster that has committed himself to gaslighting one clearly obsessed and sometimes borderline homicidal woman and destroying the life of a terrified and ridiculous photographer basically on a whim

If people’s only exposure to Superman was the story where he nearly murdered all his friends with space rock full of ghosts or used balloons and ventriloquism to make Lois doubt her sanity it’s easy to see how that lead to them creating the various Evil Parody Versions of him

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

If he thought meeting his girlfriends parents would go well, it looks like he was dead wrong

In fact it looks to me like her father has a bone to pick with him

One thing’s for sure…this story should be quite humerus :D

blackphoenixincorporated

Wait, why are her parents’ bodies sitting there so calmly if she murdered them? The artist made a pretty boneheaded decision when he decided to draw them like that. 😏

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

We have a skele-ton of questions right now O.O

phoenix-effigy

Her kisses are lethal

She kissed them goodnight years ago

Now she’s just leaning into the serial kisser role I guess

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

MURDER KISSES O.O

sluttyfranzkafka

this is one of my favourite quotes taken out of context 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I love that Mulder looks deeply offended that no one will discuss shapeshifters with him at this funeral O.O

phoenix-effigy

Hes just trying to cope

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This is how he handles grief <3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“THAT WAS A COLLECTIBLE YOU ASSHOLE”

Seriously Apocalypse

Why are you like this

Someone puts a rare ancient fortune telling card in your room and your just crumple it in your fist like a big blue jerk

This is why I’m not going to allow you near my comic collection

I’ll probably find you eating my silver age Superman comics while screaming the words “ANSWER ME”

Just

such a terrible guest

zero0000

Caption: picture of Apocalypse ripping apart a Blue Eyes White Dragon card so only the three he has are the only ones that exist

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

PLAYING A CARD GAME HAS CAUSED HIM TO BECOME SEVERELY INJURED SOMEHOW

“THAT WAS A COLLECTIBLE YOU ASSHOLE”

Seriously Apocalypse

Why are you like this

Someone puts a rare ancient fortune telling card in your room and your just crumple it in your fist like a big blue jerk

This is why I’m not going to allow you near my comic collection

I’ll probably find you eating my silver age Superman comics while screaming the words “ANSWER ME”

Just

such a terrible guest

I approve greatly of Puragtori’s approach when it comes to how to deal with right wing fascist little bible thumpers like these whining wastes of space

“Build them a fire, they’ll be warm for a day...SET THEM ON FIRE and they’ll be warm for the rest of their lives”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Jimmy has constant nightmares about the Skeletons catching him. Jimmy has nightmares every time he sleeps. Jimmy’s life is a waking nightmare. Jimmy’s life is a nightmare from which he cannot escape”

asymbina

oh good god

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Just a normal day in the never ending horror that is Jimmy Olsen’s life O.O

espanolbot2

I just like to imagine that they’re yelling…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

:D

WELL NOW SO DO I

espanolbot2

It’s well known that’s all skeletons can say. *nods*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A SKELETON FACT

terriwriting

Superman: “Jimmy, beware the curse of the yelling bones from planet Krypton!”

Jimmy: “You made a bunch of shouty robot-skeletons just to torment me, didn’t you?”

Superman: “… Maybe.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I choose to believe this is canonically the explanation for this :D

There is nothing in the silver age Superman comics to contradict it and a lot that suggests Clark would 100% do this

cryoverkiltmilk

I also want to point out that Jimmy is wearing scuba gear, so those may in fact be pirate skeletons that he disturbed

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s like my grandma always told me…don’t go scuba diving, you’ll be murdered by pirate skeletons

terriwriting

If Jimmy didn’t want to be haunted by the walking corpses of pirates then he shouldn’t have chosen to be the descendant of the murderous privateer Greenbeard Olsen. It’s just a matter of taking personal responsibility.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Please tell me that’s actually canon :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Jimmy has constant nightmares about the Skeletons catching him. Jimmy has nightmares every time he sleeps. Jimmy’s life is a waking nightmare. Jimmy’s life is a nightmare from which he cannot escape”

asymbina

oh good god

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Just a normal day in the never ending horror that is Jimmy Olsen’s life O.O

espanolbot2

I just like to imagine that they’re yelling…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

:D

WELL NOW SO DO I

espanolbot2

It’s well known that’s all skeletons can say. *nods*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A SKELETON FACT

terriwriting

Superman: “Jimmy, beware the curse of the yelling bones from planet Krypton!”

Jimmy: “You made a bunch of shouty robot-skeletons just to torment me, didn’t you?”

Superman: “… Maybe.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I choose to believe this is canonically the explanation for this :D

There is nothing in the silver age Superman comics to contradict it and a lot that suggests Clark would 100% do this

cryoverkiltmilk

I also want to point out that Jimmy is wearing scuba gear, so those may in fact be pirate skeletons that he disturbed

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s like my grandma always told me…don’t go scuba diving, you’ll be murdered by pirate skeletons

thescaredfluid

Poor Jimmy

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

He is not enjoying this adventure O.O

sluttyfranzkafka

this is one of my favourite quotes taken out of context 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I love that Mulder looks deeply offended that no one will discuss shapeshifters with him at this funeral O.O

football-in-tuxedos

“…Scully talks with me about shapeshifters all the time, hmph.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“A man just DIED Mulder”

“Died because of shape shifters”

“Mulder no”

“MULDER YES”

drawspace

mae’s room

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is a sleepy little kitteh <3

brookietf

She should invite Bea up sometime :)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

SHE SHOULD :D

vigilantsycamore

I've been thinking about what Kryptonian biology could be like that, on Earth, would manifest in the kind of powers that Clark has, and... put it this way, Clark may look human on the surface, but he has half a dozen more lungs than he should, his skin is covered in weird microscopic ridges, he's 50% proteins that don't exist on Earth, his bones are basically a spongy mesh of minerals and protein with some pockets filled with bone marrow and some with air, and his red blood cells aren't even red

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Clark Kent: (Goes to the doctors for the first time)

Doctor: (Looking at x-ray) what the eff am I looking at here

vigilantsycamore

This works on several levels, because there are a lot of reasons to believe that Clark's body absorbs electromagnetic radiation like a sponge, in which case a lot of the X-Rays would be absorbed, so the X-Ray photograph would look even weirder

On the plus side, Clark might get a power boost from that

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

No one in Metropolis will insure Clark Kent because no one can tell how even this man is alive

vigilantsycamore

I've been thinking about what Kryptonian biology could be like that, on Earth, would manifest in the kind of powers that Clark has, and... put it this way, Clark may look human on the surface, but he has half a dozen more lungs than he should, his skin is covered in weird microscopic ridges, he's 50% proteins that don't exist on Earth, his bones are basically a spongy mesh of minerals and protein with some pockets filled with bone marrow and some with air, and his red blood cells aren't even red

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Clark Kent: (Goes to the doctors for the first time)

Doctor: (Looking at x-ray) what the eff am I looking at here

livinglavidanuda

To say nothing of his genitals, as Lois can attest to...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Now all I can think of is the Stjepan Sejic comic :D

macko-99

I think she got over the grabbers pretty quickly.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is into them :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

LET HER RUN AMOK

chaosshepherd

amok amok amok amok

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A M O K  T I M E

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

If he thought meeting his girlfriends parents would go well, it looks like he was dead wrong

In fact it looks to me like her father has a bone to pick with him

One thing’s for sure…this story should be quite humerus :D

thebadasssass

no

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I feel like this will also be my girlfriends reaction to seeing this post XD

“Stop at once”

scots-dragon

Well, it’s his own fault for being so desperate to get straight to the boning.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

He’s in for a date fright to remember :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

If he thought meeting his girlfriends parents would go well, it looks like he was dead wrong

In fact it looks to me like her father has a bone to pick with him

One thing’s for sure…this story should be quite humerus :D

thebadasssass

no

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I feel like this will also be my girlfriends reaction to seeing this post XD

“Stop at once”

thebadasssass

enough

i forbid thee

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“I’m putting you on a Pun Ration”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Jimmy has constant nightmares about the Skeletons catching him. Jimmy has nightmares every time he sleeps. Jimmy’s life is a waking nightmare. Jimmy’s life is a nightmare from which he cannot escape”

asymbina

oh good god

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Just a normal day in the never ending horror that is Jimmy Olsen’s life O.O

espanolbot2

I just like to imagine that they’re yelling…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

:D

WELL NOW SO DO I

espanolbot2

It’s well known that’s all skeletons can say. *nods*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A SKELETON FACT

terriwriting

Superman: “Jimmy, beware the curse of the yelling bones from planet Krypton!”

Jimmy: “You made a bunch of shouty robot-skeletons just to torment me, didn’t you?”

Superman: “… Maybe.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I choose to believe this is canonically the explanation for this :D

There is nothing in the silver age Superman comics to contradict it and a lot that suggests Clark would 100% do this

cryoverkiltmilk

I also want to point out that Jimmy is wearing scuba gear, so those may in fact be pirate skeletons that he disturbed

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s like my grandma always told me...don’t go scuba diving, you’ll be murdered by pirate skeletons

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Purgatori showing off her absolutely massive…jack o lantern here >.>

thelearnedsoldiertoo

….

<-<

>->

……

…rack'o'lantern

*flees*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :D

< FINGER GUNS <3

Do not flee my fellow Pun Gremlin :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Purgatori showing off her absolutely massive…jack o lantern here >.>

thanos-the-dad-titan

Does she, by chance have Lady Death’s phone number?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

CANONICALLY SHE DOES

thewickedandthehufflepuff

Star Wars' John Boyega Teases Finn's Abandoned Episode IX Arc

John Boyega briefly discussed Colin Trevorrow's plans for Finn in Star Wars: Episode IX, which would have seen a Stormtrooper rebellion.

https://www.cbr.com/star-wars-john-boyega-finn-episode-ix-trevorrow-arc/

“Boyega discussed how Trevorrow’s Episode IX would have seen Finn leading a stormtrooper revolution on the planet Coruscant. ‘I think Colin Trevorrow was going to tell that story,’ he said. ‘That image of Finn with the blue flag, and you have the AT-ATs lined up with tribal marks, and the stormtroopers take off their helmets’….[Episode IX] would have reportedly differed from The Rise of Skywalker in a number of key areas: Kylo Ren was the main villain while Palpatine only had a hologram cameo, Kylo Ren was the one who killed Rey’s parents (who were nobodies, much like he told her in The Last Jedi), Rose Tico led a heist on a Star Destroyer and Force ghosts of Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda aided Rey in her battle with Kylo Ren, who was eventually ‘extinguished’ without any sort of redemption arc.”

white-throated-packrat

See, that’s what we WANTED!

lady-feral

this is how it should have been.

espanolbot2

*sigh* But they had to appeal to the people whining on the internet about how they hated the Last Jedi, I guess.

Plus if they went this route they couldn’t have the creepy eugenics undertones they got stuck with in the version of Episode 9 they actually made.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

;-;

I am salty as a bag of extremely salty fries over the fact we did not get this

espanolbot2

Still kind of baffled that they had this story outline and some neat concept art, but decided that what they made instead would be the superior product.

I mean, I get that it’s Star Wars, it’ll made hundreds of millions of dollars regardless of actual quality (look at the Zack Snyder DCEU movies and David Ayer’s Suicide Squad for proof of a similar concept), but you’d think that they would have someone on staff who could actually say objectively if a story was… you know… coherent and good?

Hm, I wonder if it was similar to how Marvel does their films, where they have a series of pre-planned action set pieces and tell the writers to come up with a story which fits in around it?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I....

wait

Marvel does what now O.O