geekgirl101

    A Jewish comic I would write if I worked for Marvel

    A 12 issue story (or longer if it sells well) about a specific mysterious person forming a team of Jewish superheroes. It is unclear who the mysterious person that brought all these Jews together is, but Kitty is leading the team. It turns out eventually that it was Magneto. Though his reasons aren’t apparent at first. Then, Billy and Kitty convo with Erik, and we find out he misses certain parts of what being Jewish means, the culture, and history. He feels he had to give up that part of himself to be the mutant liberator. 

    And they fight some antisemites. The cast would include, Kitty, Billy, Songbird, Sabra, Sasquatch, and Ben Grimm. Maybe Tommy too. Cause I need Billy and Tommy to be in things together.

     We would also get a recruitment session to explain why certain other heroes don’t make the team. For example, Doc Sampson can’t leave his patients. Bernie Rosenthal offers her legal services and explains that although she’s Jewish she is not a superhero. Justice offers help if they need it but explains he’s working on himself. They’ll need his help later. 

    And Moon Knight. Kitty sends Ben to get Marc. And Mark is like. “Um…yeah…I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Lorna was also approached but although she would love to, she says she can’t because of her work as an X-man. But tells Kitty to tell Billy and Tommy that she’ll see them for Shabbat Dinner at the Kaplans. We see that David Haller was also on the list of potential recruits but Kitty and the mysterious (Magneto) person say “no!” 

    The whole thing begins actually though with Rabbi Lowenthal confiding in that mysterious figure about some mysterious deaths or something or strange happenings among the Jewish community. And the figure asks why the Rabbi contacted him, instead of like, Ben Grimm and the Rabbi responds with how Ben has a family, and he didn’t want to burden him (Though Ironically ben will be on the team) and that he knew about this man from stories he heard from his grandfather or father. Eventually, we see a photograph of Rabbi Lowenthal’s grandfather or father and see he was a Holocaust survivor. 

    IDK who the bad guy is. BUt it would make sense and most of the team would know each other in some capacity or another. But that’s what i got so far.

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    <3_<3

    Marvel needs to hire you and make this a thing <3

    geekgirl101

    I’d love that. Hopefully one day.

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    <3 ONE DAAAAYYYYY <3

    espanolbot2

    Oh yeah, I’d forgotten that the new Dr Strange movie made it canon that all dreams people have are folk peaking into the lives of their alternate universe selves… Can’t see that detail ever appearing again, but that’s a weirdly big thing to just drop into the cosmology of the franchise and then abandon again afterwards.

    Also Hell is real within the MCU, but that’s technically been true since Agents of SHIELD (which is itself no longer canon) and was sorta referenced by the line about many post-mortem plains of reality in the Moon Knight show.

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    Someone: Which means the true villain of the next phase of the MCU is Mephis….

    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    WE’RE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN

    espanolbot2

    *puff of smoke, Mephisto jumps out like a bad theatrical special effect*

    Mephisto: Nyahaha! Now I must erase the relationship between Peter Parker and MJ!

    Dr Strange: He kind of did that himself already?

    Mephisto: What?

    Dr Strange: Yeah, and even though he promised to find her again later to rebuild their relationship he decided to just let her forget who he is instead.

    Mephisto: Can’t I at least take away his internship with Tony Stark or something?

    Dr Strange: Well Tony’s dead and the same magical deal that erased Peter’s love life also made everyone forget who he is, so he’s effectively penniless, friendless, homeless and has no academic record or access to health care, so chances are the internship isn’t a thing anymore either. Also his aunt’s dead, stabbed by an interdimensional homeless man Peter summoned to our reality.

    Mephisto: …YIKES.

    Dr Strange: Yeah, really at this point you can’t do anything worse to Peter that he’s not already done to himself.

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    Mephisto: Well now I feel like an asshole…

    grctw

    Mephisto: I’m going to use the Scarlett Witch to…

    Dr. Strange: *slowly shaking his head and mouthing “No.”*

    Mephisto: I’m just going back to universe 616.

    Dr. Strange: Yeah, we decided we’re taking that name too.

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    Mephisto: ;-;

    I hate this universe....

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    “I’M TAKING THIS DUEL TO THE SHADOW REALM, FLASH”

    grctw

    I’m imaging the crossover AU where the Millennium Items are made of Nth Metal and were a Thanagarian attempt to create weapons that tap into the emotional spectrum like Lantern Corps rings.

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    Hawkman, pointing accusingly at Lex Luthor: PEOPLE HAVE DIED BECAUSE YOU WANTED A NECKLACE

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    “Cheer up son!

    If everyone on the planet dies horribly I plan to rocket you to an alien world where you’ll get superpowers”

    “Dad please stop trying to cheer me up”

    littlemissonewhoisall

    This implies that Sam Lane abused the military budget to save one of his daughters and no one else. Like I feel like the money to give her super powers might have been enough for a few dozen escape ships…

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    That DOES sound like something Sam Lane would do O.O

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    “Cheer up son!

    If everyone on the planet dies horribly I plan to rocket you to an alien world where you’ll get superpowers”

    “Dad please stop trying to cheer me up”

    littlemissonewhoisall

    This implies that Sam Lane abused the military budget to save one of his daughters and no one else. Like I feel like the money to give her super powers might have been enough for a few dozen escape ships…

    vo-kopen

    Supermaid?

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    “She says she will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts”

    JOIN HER OR DIE

    CAN YOU DO LESS?

    spiralcass

    So it looks like Cyclops is going up against The Quiet Council after the gala and AXE, but while I can see Hope and Emma choosing Krakoa over Scott, I'll call shenanigans if Kate, Kurt, and Storm do. I know I'm still behind, but nothing would make that make sense to me.

    (@thefingerfuckingfemalefury Imagine the delicious angst of putting Kate and Emma on opposite sides)

    annotated-dc
    thefingerfuckingfemalefury

    I hope Gentleman Ghost here has his comics look where he’s a dapper headless ghost with a top hat and monocle :D