@thefivecalls
Hello, and welcome to my page!

Umm hi! I'm looking for a name right now, but you can call me Anya. I'm Bi. I use they/them pronouns. I love writing and freaking out over fandoms. Hmu if you need to talk or vent or honestly just come say hi. This page was supposed to be for me to post some of my works, but I mainly reblog here (trust me, I know I meant to post my stuff). Roast me if you see wrong grammar or spellings or really anything.

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2020-10-25 16:24:13
    barukabawaba

    me, every time i come across a post listing the symptoms of adhd:

    fangirltothefullest

    Big secret: if lot of symptoms are resonating with you, regardless if you have adhd or not, the fact that symptoms resonate at all means you're likely to have SOME kind of mental health issues at the very least, and I encourage you to talk to your doctor or tberapist or whomever it is you need to go to that you feel comfortable talking about this with. A professional diagnosis wont happen if you don't ask the question. So please go to your doctor or therapist or whatever and talk about it. Ask the questions. You might not have adhd but symptoms overlap and if it's resonating that much you're still likely to have something and you could get help for it and you also might juat have adhd and can get assistance you need.

    rubyreed

    Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here

    moonkistprincess

    I’m not even going to lie, up until this instant I thought something was wrong with me (maybe that i was the ‘ugly kind of fat’?) because I didn’t think plus sized models were retouched so much. I know that sounds stupid, but I have never considered the reality that even the models of fat women are heavily doctored. 

    Same shit, different numbers.

    wardenaeducan

    Hey look it’s my catsuit!

    sailorstoner

    not only are plus size models heavily retouched, but they also have to wear padding to make their curves curvier so that we hate ourselves for not having exaggerated curves on our beautiful lumpy bodies.

    krycca

    This is super important and belongs on my fashion blog. Don’t you ever feel ashamed, because your fat doesn’t look like the model fat! It’s the fashion industries fault for not being able to dress actual people!

    cacodactyl

    nobody was impressed with this cause they thought it was a photo so i spent like 50 hours painting it for nothing

    untitled-webcomic

    My mate @cacodactyl painted this, that’s right he painted it and it’s honestly so incredible so please go and show him some love cos he deserves it

    please-nope

    YO LOOK AT THIS SHIT

    claw-kraai

    Y’ALL.

    joygaytrash

    THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING?!?

    galaxy-lilies

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PHOTO

    ladynyxeris

    THIS IS NOT A PHOTO?! HOLY FUCK!

    6qubed

    open it in a new tab and zoom in on it because goddamn that is some impressive shit right there

    johnlock-and-merthur-4ever

    IT’S A F@CKING WHAT

    therealbeesechurger

    HOLY SHITTTTTT

    vampireapologist

    today I had a dream that there was a species of deer called “ice deer” and every winter they’d travel up North and have their babies in a frozen cavern and the babies would be sort of comatose in the cold, and then the deer would leave the babies there and migrate South until spring, and just before the first thaw, they’d go back up North and find their babies and wait for them to thaw out and wake up and they’d nurse them.

    But with the Earth getting warmer and spring coming sooner and winters being less harsh up North, the babies were starting to thaw out too early, so when the Ice Deer got to them, they’d been awake already and starved to death.

    So there were only like, 300 Ice Deer left. They were bigger than elks, all white with blue antlers that even the females grew, and I realized the only solution would be to somehow lead them North every year when it started thawing. As a human I could check the weather and the ice in the North Pole and when it was time to go to the babies, even if the deer thought it was still winter.

    So I had to devise a plan to get the Ice Deer to follow me North to their babies on time every spring, and it just became part of my life. I did other stuff and lived life as usual while keeping track of the weather near the end of winter and I’d be like, welp it’s time to lead the deer North, and I’d set out to find their winter home.

    And a lot of people were like “this isn’t a permanent solution. We need to focus on climate change so it’s fixed for good.”

    and I was like dang I know but the Ice Deer need us right now so, someone’s gotta do it? And it just became a thing I did.

    vampireapologist

    ppl messaging me like “I thought this was real for a minute”:

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    vampireapologist

    : O !!!!!!!!

    vampireapologist

    Everyone asking is absolutely allowed to use the Ice Deer in their fantasy world building and in fact I encourage it bc I love the idea of this one made up animal quietly linking all of your universes.

    October ThirST

    Sanders Sides: Virgil
    Blurb: After seventy years of searching for his Soulblood, Virgil is highly doubtful he’ll find them tonight. 
    Fic Typ
    e: Vampire!AU, Soulmateish!AU, Vampire!Virgi
    Overall Fic Warnings: Talk of Thralls, Blood, Bi
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    Taglist in Re
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    Virgil exhaled, running his tongue over his teeth as he tried to not fidget in front of the large grey stone door. 

    Even with the thick barrier he could still smell them.

    The Humans.

    The scent of their blood had his fangs already fully extended, aching to burying themselves into the nearest neck he could find.

    Only that wasn’t why he was here. He wasn’t here to feed. Not on October ThirST. The one day of a year where humans had agreed to allow vampires to come among them and choose their–

    Virgil grimaced, ducking his head as the large door was wrenched upwards, a loud DING echoing in his ears to signal that it was his turn to venture into the Stadium where the humans awaited.

    Where he could…could potentially find his….

    Soulblood.

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    thebigbiwolf

    current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

    satanstrousers

    current aesthetic: the history professor

    lightgetsout

    current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

    meester-pigvig

    the librarian who accidentally walks in

    cheriesvoid

    current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”

    krindor

    current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams

    gucciballs

    papa smoke

    you-want-this-url-huh

    world herratige post

    runawayrat

    this is the only thing i wanna see leaving this gfuvkig decade

    missjukebox8bit

    omg i found it

    missjukebox8bit

    AND SUDDENLY I FIND IT AGAIN

    greatsuitcasehairdokid

    I love you Papa Smoke… Teach me… Teach me about life…