roswell-greyson

    What really fucks me up about a 40 hour work week and I’ve tried to explain to people over and over is that like of you do the math you have maybe 3 hours every day to just like. Rest and be with your family. And that’s kind of it

    Like the average adult needs about 8 hours of sleep every night, so that cuts your 24 hours to 16 right off the bat.

    You’re working for 8 hours, so 8 left.

    But you actually work 8 to 5 at most offices, not 9 to 5, and that lunch is basically just long enough to retrieve food and eat. 7.

    It took you 20 minutes to shower this morning, 10 to get dressed, and 45 to make a bowl of oatmeal and eat it. We’ll say 15 to get your stuff together and out to your car. 5 and a half.

    You get home and have to cook dinner, 30 minutes min for that, probably more like an hour, so somewhere between 5 and 4.5 hrs left. And then you’ve got to eat it, 30 minutes if you’re being healthy about it.

    So at best you’ve MAYBE got 4/4.5 hours left every week day and that’s assuming you ran exactly zero errands, didn’t stop by the gym after work, didn’t have to stay late, have a wicked fast transition time between tasks AND a commute of like 5 minutes by car. If you have to go to the store after a quick run at the gym, pick your kids up from soccer across town, and you factor in a 30 minute commute both ways, you’ve got enough free time for like one episode of show Monday through Friday. And weekends have got to be for cleaning the house and going to visit your mom for a few hours.

    When do you write, or paint, or read or sew or go on hikes? When do you go on spur of the moment adventures with your wife and try to perfect your grandma’s soda bread? What happens when it rains on Saturday after being sunny all the rest of the week so you can’t go to the zoo that day and you don’t have enough money for the museum? Why are we all just content to postpone our whole lives, put off “happy” and “healthy” for a miniscule amount of extra value we’re producing for someone else?

    And it’s also a thing that fascinates me about hustle culture like. When do y'all rest? When do sleep and food happen? How do you make 3 different jobs work without dying?

    Idk idk like I said I’m real fucked up about it. It amazes me that more office workers aren’t great big socialists because we have this miserable job where we’re monitored constantly and just have to sit. Still. And maintain focus on ONE THING for EIGHT HOURS in a BORING GRAY ROOM with exactly two short breaks at designated times and I just?? How does that not suck for literally everyone else?? You said yourself, Angie, you’re useless after 3 pm so just?? Organize with me and negotiate for shorter days??? Like you’re literally already only producing 6 hours of value, you don’t need to be sitting there for longer than that.

    so… like I’ve been toying with wh40/avengers crossover for a little while now, and no I will not take constructive criticism right now. But I’ve been running with the idea that Thor is a lost Primarch and just playing around with height comparisons, Chris Hemsworth is  like 6′3′’. Assuming the typical Asgardian is maybe a foot or two taller so I would say Thor is around maybe like 7′3′’ give or take a few (this is my personal headcanon for his height), so  like compared to the Primarchs in 40k who are like what on average are like 12-15 feet tall. Anyway what I am getting at? 

    THIS 

    Meaning Thor would the smallest one!! Compared to the Avengers he would one of the tallest, but compared to the Primarchs he wold be so tiny!! 

    veeaziel

    every day i am percieved™️

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

    There is a reason for this though!

    The original tweet summarizes it pretty well. Fanfic tends to be popular among certain types of neurodivergent people (aka people most likely to read excessively as a child, and have burnout as an adult) for the same reasons that we tend to hyperfixate–neurochemical signaling (I hope I’m using that phrase correctly). What I mean is, for people who are really dependent on changes in dopamine/serotonin/neurotransmitter levels, who have low levels or wonky neural reward systems (perhaps the most common types of neurodivergence)…people like us rely on dependable external sources of those neurochemicals. In order to function, we spend a lot of our free time trying to level out our brain chemistry using things that can reliably bring us a steady stream of joyful moments (rewards) without costing too much of the mental effort that is already in short supply. 

    significantly:the investment of reading has to be balanced with a steady “return on investment”–and this return has to start fairly quickly. because again, we don’t have a lot of attention/energy to invest on tiring things. we have perpetual “low batteries” in that regard.

    that doesn’t mean these stories are “simple,” or that they lack complexity or value–only that the reward has to come in short regular intervals, and it has to have a low “upfront cost.” these stories are only “easy” to read in the sense that the effort we put into them is rewarded in a timely manner. which is why fanfic stories are so perfectly formulated for neurodivergent readers–they are often beautifully written, but skip a lot of the upfront costs (of introducing new characters, of world-building, of getting the audience emotionally connected to the story elements).

    the nature of fanfiction is that the reader has a pre-existing relationship with this world and these characters. that–combined with the shorter average length of fics–means that fan fics very quickly start rewarding the reader in a way that traditional fiction struggles to. that’s not a bad thing! and maybe it’s something more traditionally published writers should be paying attention to.

    Fanfic, as a genre, has been uniquely helpful and accessible to many neurodivergent readers who would otherwise struggle to immerse themselves in stories. I’m glad so many of you have found a way to love and enjoy reading again! The important thing is that you are spending time inside stories you love–the way those stories are published or presented to the world is just one detail. The fact that you find joy in the process of reading (or listening!) to storiesthat is what matters.

    timeywimeywerewolf

    I feel understood 🥰

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

    a bunch of people have reblogged this with the default “i feel called out” reaction….and i know when we say that we mean it tongue-in-cheek….but this comment sorta blew my mind & shifted my perspective up and to the left a little thank you♥

    zadabug98

    The Serotonin is stored in the Ao3

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

    The Serotonin is stored in the Ao3

    squiddoodle

    how what???

    tandicoofficial

    I’m not good with the science of this or anything (someone who knows more feel free to add) but fish can play??? Fish can play like any other animal?? People saying it couldn’t breathe, do human kids not hold their breaths to go under water for fun? It’s just the opposite. Air is water, water is air. In the same vein as a kid being thrown up and into the pool and enjoying it, the fish is playing.

    shiekah

    okay… as someone who studies marine biology I need to clarify something:

    fish are unable to hold their breaths. They literally cannot take a deep breath like mammals do.

    We have lungs that can take in a specific volume of air, fish have gills that work when they are ventilated enough. There are different kinds of gills, yes. Some fish have something called ‘operculum’ which is like a cap on top of the gills, helping to protect them and increasing the water circulation through the gills. Some fish DONT have this structure and need to swim in order to be able to breathe.

    But the fact that they cannot hold their breaths doesnt mean that they cannot survive without water for a while - in fact, fish can (usually) survive being without water WAY LONGER than we could survive being without air.

    I cannot tell if this fish does this for fun, but it sure looks like it. But I am not a behavioural biologist, so I can’t tell for sure.

    dovewithscales

    It is abundantly clear the fish is a willing participant. It’s sort of arrogant to assume animals other than humans don’t play like humans.

    slimedivine

    Im not a behavior biologist either, but I have spent a lot of time around fish and ive spent a lot of time talking to and helping people that care for fish. (Former petstore fish guy that took his job too seriously)

    That fish is having fun, and fish absolutely DO have fun!

    There was a regular who came into the store I worked at a lot, and he kept several varieties of chichlids, a very smart, aggressive type of fish.

    He would come in and talk to me about all the drama his fish get into. The different territorial disputes they were having, who had paired off with who, who broke up (yes chichlids are like this)

    But he had a jack dempsey in particular that LOVED to chase his hand around the tank, not his wife’s hand, not his friend’s hand, it HAD to be him. He said that as soon as he entered the room where this fish’s tank was kept, the fish would TEAR UP the tank decor, knocking things over and acting a fool off his shits until this dude stuck his hand in there and let the fish chase it around back and forth.

    He theorized that his fish learned that if he knocked the tank decor around, his owner would obviously have to stick his hand in to fix it. So when he wants to play “chase dad’s hand” thats naturally how he knows he can get the hand to appear. He wont do this behavior for anybody but this one guy and he won’t tear up the tank anymore after he had received sufficient “play time”, usually once a day when the guy got home from work. He likened it to having a dog that wont leave you alone till you play tug o war for a bit.

    I had a betta that would spend twenty minutes at a time just swimming up to the waterfall of the filter, letting it push him down to the bottom of the tank, only to swim back up and do it again, like it was a fucking slide.

    Bettas are weak swimmers, and they dislike strong currents, but this guy was using the filter current like a slide. Kinda like how we don’t really like getting thrown around, but we still enjoy rollercoasters.

    I also have countless stories about goldfish trying to “give hugs” (re: shove themselves into their owners hands during tank maintenance)

    My betta knows how to lie and he will only beg for food in front of those he knows have not fed him yet.

    There is so much evidence I’ve seen that fish are waaaay smarter and affectionate than we think. They absolutely have fun and I honestly don’t think enough studies have been done on fish brains and fish behavior in general.

    And honestly, having worked in a pet store, fish are generally treated like they don’t have brains by even the fish care brands that claim expert knowledge.

    Its definitely worth noting that hard scientific evidence presenting that the very opposite is true would probably lead to more robust animal welfare laws that would definitely upset the aquatics industry. Food for thought.

    dovewithscales

    I think you’re absolutely right on that last point. The misconception that fish are too thoughtless to have feelings facilitates the abhorrent conditions in which they are kept and ways they are treated by the industry.

    I used to have a lovely tank, I think it was 50 gallons, and among other things I kept glass catfish. All the research at the time said they were hard to keep in captivity and prone to refusing to eat and starving themselves, and that they did not live long in captivity. But I was fascinated and had to try it. It took me about three days to realize none of the literature said a word about them being nocturnal. I started feeding them at night right before bed, and had zero problems getting them to eat, saw they were incredibly active as soon as the lights went off (I have exceptional night vision) and I kept them in excellent health for years. Exponentially beyond their captive life expectancy.

    I think the commercial pet fish trade is abysmal in terms of actual working knowledge of fish.

    kedreeva

    Fish Intelligence (a link at which you will also learn there is a fish called the bony-eared assfish) has been studied on a pretty broad scale, actually and there’s a lot of scientific evidence to suggest that they are very smart creatures.

    Things I Find Funny

    SO, Astartes are sorta around the 7 foot height marker, right? I generally write mine/picture them around 7′6 just to be fair

    Okay so, I’m a 4′11 gal so just keep that in mind and laugh with me

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    WHEEHEHEEEEZZZEEE, I BARELY COME UP TO THEIR FU CK ING CHEST

    BUT IT GETS BETTER!!

    CUSTODES ARE AROUND 8-9 FEET TALL

    DEGENERATE WHEEZING

    I’M AT THEIR W A I ST!!

    VE N  BEBT TER

    A PRIMRACH (OKAY, DEPENDING ON WHO OF COURSE BUT IN GENERAL) IS M A Y BE AROUND 12 FEET TALL

    How Primarchs react to accidentally being called “Dad”

    Lion: long, long look followed by an abrupt exit.

    Fulgrim: slow grin, headlock, smacking kiss to the forehead

    Perturabo: …that’s not a slip anyone would make (after the last offender sparked his rage over presumed emotional manipulation, was stripped of their rank and sent to dig trenches until they died)

    Jaghati: single brow raise, then carries on

    Russ: doesn’t even notice

    Dorn: everyone does this anyway like???

    Kurze: Sevatar does it when he’s bored or tired or hungry or he’s just run out of things to do.  Kurze threatens to gut him every time

    Sanguinius: immediate cessation of whatever activity, followed by the world’s softest look, and a warm “my son”

    Manus: a gruff “thank you” followed by an hour of no eye contact

    Angron: Kharn does it on purpose when he’s trying to get his attention.  It’s worth the punch every time

    Guilliman: five extra blinks, a throat clear, a grin, and then just continues

    Mortarian: longest stare ever.  the disdain increases with each minute until the offendee leaves.  secretly touched

    Magnus: big grin, eye brow raise, warm chuckle

    Horus: deep laugh, and a hard shoulder clap

    Lorgar: long, agonizing sermon about how deeply he cares about each of his sons but that all of them will have to die one day but it does grieve him and also-

    Vulcan: biggest. hug. ever. 

    Corax: honestly, it’s a toss up as to who is more embarrassed

    Alpharius: its not even a remote possibility tbh