This man and his partner showed up in lime green and bright red suits with matching top hats. Lime green is wearing insect themed jewelry, wooden beads, a feather, and a tiger head backpack.
alright babes, uquiz time.
find out who you would be in fantasy society. i’m reblogging with a link so tumblr doesn’t hide this.
Sounds about right
the angry peasant you’re out for blood. you want justice and you want it now. go ahead, take some heads.
I think this is the most accurate one of these things I’ve taken yet.
Things I learned about mages/templars/magic from reading Asunder:
One of the first books I read in English as a kid, maybe 1 year after I started learning English, was a booklet with a title like, How to Have a Great Time at Summer Camp. I don’t remember the exact title and I know I only picked it up because the other books in English in my school’s library looked way beyond my level, stuff like Austen and Dickens. The summer camp booklet didn’t look too interesting but it was small with simple sentences. I ended up being fascinated with it because it was the most American thing I had ever got my hands on and it felt impossibly exotic
<>Gaming companies:> YES, OUR LATEST GENERATION OF GAMES IS BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE! MASSIVE OPEN WORLD! TONS OF ONLINE MULTIPLAYER! HUNDREDS OF SIDE QUESTS! INFINITE EXPLORATION!
<>Me, an exhausted introvert who wants my narrative- and character-driven games back: >Would you please fucking stop.
Humans are awesome
Alien 1: “So you see, this is why we do not provoke the humans.”
Alien 2: “Yes, this is an insightful battle simulation training recording.”
Alien 1: “You misunderstand. The humans are not battle training. They are doing those things for entertainment only. For fun.”
Alien 2: “…What?… for entertain… Even the human young?!”
Alien 1: “Yes.”
Alien 2: “I… I understand now.”
This is awsome holy fuck
My cousin works in LA as an assistant of some kind on film&tv sets (not what she wants to do long term, she wants to be a writer's assistant then show writer, but that's a different conversation) and apparently she's got another job next month and they'll be getting Covid tests DAILY.
I love my cousin and I'm glad she'll be able to earn a living with some precautions in place, but everything I have heard from our local schools in TX, in the middle of a hot spot, is that teachers return in August and if you get sick you have to use your allotted state days to stay home and/or try to find a Covid test yourself.
(We get 5 guaranteed state days per school year that roll over and will follow you to other schools+ local days that vary by district, might or might not roll over by district and that you lose if you change schools. Which is way better than some folks! But if you had a really bad illness year or you're a parent whose children are sick, or if you're a first year teacher, just one 14 day quarantine can wipe out or even exceed your days for the year. Which I guarantee means teachers will still come to work sick this year, like every year, even if we COULD get subs, which we won't )
Oded Fehr posted this on his instagram 😂
This was something I didn’t know I needed until right now.
This is the real third Mummy movie.
“People keep asking me if I’m a rapper” aksjdahskdjads
For anyone who is interested: part of the joke is that the subtitles are not actually what he is saying - I didn’t catch it all but I basically heard nothing in those subtitles except the word California, lol. He was talking about how all he’s doing is bumming around eating celery (inexact translation). This was adorable.