amelia earhart never crashed but she started hijacking planes under the alias db cooper and then died parachuting out

how could she have been db cooper she wouldve been like 74
go grandma!
. Hello god? Itโs me, your bastard child.
amelia earhart never crashed but she started hijacking planes under the alias db cooper and then died parachuting out
how could she have been db cooper she wouldve been like 74
go grandma!
LETS DO IT
one more day!
First episodes of audio drama podcasts be like whatโs up Iโm GAY i live in a TOWN and I just saw a GHOST
archiving this cause they deleted
writing papers is so HUMILIATING. why are these grown people with phds in this field making me, a baby year old child, write a stupid and trite paper that will neither interest nor benefit them in any way. what is thee point. just give me a cute little A and letโs all move on!
hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like โthis is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily postโ like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire
Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex
Transcription:
Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --
Crowd: (shocked noises)
Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!
Crowd: (cheering)
Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!
are you serious?
sorry i text like a golden retriever do you still think iโm hot
ok but the tramp stamps thing is So Funny imagine claiming to be a "tumblr girl" in your songs and interviews but bc your concept of a "tumblr girl" is based entirely on 2013 bandom culture you get bullied by rabid tumblr users hungry for the blood of corporations spamming your account with "bug ass" until you deactivate after just 5 hours