bisexualisobel

amelia earhart never crashed but she started hijacking planes under the alias db cooper and then died parachuting out

benverlesbians

how could she have been db cooper she wouldve been like 74

bisexualisobel

go grandma!

inthefallofasparrow

Two of Wands

third-nature

��� like to charge 🔮

��� reblog to cast 🔥

��� for good news on earth day 🌍

ragabond

ik we were on a boycott buuut

technicallynotdeadyet

LETS DO IT

anomalous-heretic

one more day!

the-real-skeletor

*chanting*

DIE! DIE! DIE!

jokeboy

help my boyfriend won't stop knocking on every surface in the house and trying to tell me what kind of wood it is......... its plaster

dongboss

our coffee table is maple

jokeboy

our coffee table is plastic painted to look like wood

chromakey

First episodes of audio drama podcasts be like what’s up I’m GAY i live in a TOWN and I just saw a GHOST

sirartwork

help

archiving this cause they deleted

writing papers is so HUMILIATING. why are these grown people with phds in this field making me, a baby year old child, write a stupid and trite paper that will neither interest nor benefit them in any way. what is thee point. just give me a cute little A and let’s all move on!

huffylemon

Part one of whatever the hell this meme is

vaccinated

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

o-kurwa

Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex

kaizykat

Transcription:

Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --

Crowd: (shocked noises)

Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!

Crowd: (cheering)

Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!

o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

mediumsizedboy

are you serious?

xx-kurt-cocaine–xx

this just triggered a memory I didn’t know I had

sorry i text like a golden retriever do you still think i’m hot

earthdad

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

trcunning

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

ok but the tramp stamps thing is So Funny imagine claiming to be a "tumblr girl" in your songs and interviews but bc your concept of a "tumblr girl" is based entirely on 2013 bandom culture you get bullied by rabid tumblr users hungry for the blood of corporations spamming your account with "bug ass" until you deactivate after just 5 hours