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Santtu, Finland, born '92, ""accidentally aesthetic vain color-coordinating neutral-cool fuck"" according to sources. I don't even know what this blog is anymore; Star Trek and puppies are probably safe bets, but otherwise I make no promises. Sometimes I draw or write.

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    When Napoleon escaped from Elba and returned to France in 1815 the official government newspaper Le Moniteur’s headlines read as follows, and you can just feel the gradual process of ‘oh shit’:

    9th March, the Anthropophagus (man-eater/cannibal) has quit his den

    10th, the Corsican Ogre has landed at Cape Juan

    11th, the Tiger has arrived at Gap

    12th, the Monster slept at Grenoble

    13th, the Tyrant has passed through Lyons

    14th, the Usurper is directing his steps towards Dijon, but the brave and loyal Burgundians have risen en masse and surrounded him on all sides

    18th, Bonaparte is only sixty leagues from the capital; he has been fortunate enough to escape the hands of his pursuers

    19th, Bonaparte is advancing with rapid steps, but he will never enter Paris

    20th, Napoleon will, tomorrow, be under our ramparts

    21st, the Emperor is at Fontainbleau

    22nd, His Imperial and Royal Majesty, yesterday evening, arrived at the Tuileries, amidst the joyful acclamations of his devoted and faithful subjects.


    Episodes 40-44 of King Falls AM (fiction podcast) is really hammering home the vibe of “Sammy is unrequitedly pining for Ben who’s completely blind to his devotion” and I’m so afraid the creators aren’t aware of this vibe and won’t resolve it in any way

    Episode 44, in summary:

    Ben [to Sammy, on the phone]: if anything should go wrong-

    Sammy: don’t talk like that

    Ben: I love you

    Ben: like a brother

    Me: so they are aware.


    I’m really tired of people acting like MLK was a literal savior that willingly chose to die. He wasn’t a biblical deity, he was a man who was assassinated while in the midst of his revolution fighting for racial equality. MLK didn’t die for peace, he died because he was brutally murdered. He was tailed by the government. He was consistently incarcerated. He was the victim of violence all throughout his activism leading to his death.  So don’t let anyone tell you MLK “died for peace” as a way of silencing you, he didn’t die for anything, he didn’t choose his death to make his activism more potent. He died while radically fighting for racial justice in an unprecedented manner. The implication that MLK chose to be a martyr is an insult to his memory. 





    Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

    Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

    Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

    Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

    When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

    Collar Bones

    Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

    When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

    I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????

    More soft boy things:

    • That small teasing smirk when they say something they know you like
    • Falling on top of them when they’re asleep and they just very softly go oof
    • When the jump up some place high and sit and lean down to kiss you
    • Cuddles their fucking cuddles man
    • Being entranced by a movie
    • Boys + Starbucks
    • Messy hair
    • They try to be tough. They soft

    Boys are so fucking beautiful I love them

    This is the truest boy post and there are so many things that make me melt

    • getting so into a song that they can convince you anything is A Jam
    • when they get excited over a meal you cooked
    • kissing the back of your hand
    • when it’s an unknown number and they put on the Phone Voice
    • blowing their hair out of the way when it gets long
    • watching them talking passionately to someone else and see their expression change 3 times a second
    • when they prank you and laugh real hard but you’re like “joke’s on you because I get to hear your cute laugh”

    Boys are super wholesome and good




    Me, waking up in a cold sweat at 3am: oh god Gul Dukat probably anonymously publishes hideously misogynist smut

    Me, waking up in a colder sweat at 4am: oh god every volume probably culminates in the line “He had breached her warp core, and an explosion was imminent”

    Future Space Chuck Tingle: Breached By My Own Warp Core