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I repost anything that particularly grabs my interest.

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2019-02-03 22:44:06
    babygirl-1972

    BDsmlr is the new Tumblr...

    Reblog with your bdsmlr name…reblog! let’s all find each other over where it REALLY FEELS LIKE HOME!!! Find me….Babygirl-1972 (shocker) I have already sprinkled some glitter but the place really needs more, and Unicorns! Come on over, it’s safe!

    dominacuriosa

    dominacuriosa.bdsmlr

    brighton-one

    Brighton One 🖤

    salomes-veils

    Salomes-Veils

    mistress-k-owns-slave-d

    Mistress_K_owns_slave_d

    sinful-english-gent

    Same as here.. Sinful English Gent

    ilovewhentheycry

    ilovewhentheycry.bdsmlr.com

    whatwhoresarefor

    its basically a tumblr clone and the staff is very open about the updates they are making, so if you’re happy with the tumblr interface this is the place for you.

    https://whatwhoresarefor.bdsmlr.com/

    hisprivateslut
    rohosub

    Rohosub.bdsmlr.com

    mouthlock

    Mouthlock.bdsmlr.com

    johnrobertsflr

    betaboijroberts.bdsmlr.com

    mygoddesswife

    Goddess Wife

    pinchedfuse

    pinchedfuse.bdsmlr.com

    flourcanon

    Free worldbuilding idea:

    Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.

    “Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”

    “Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”

    “I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”

    “I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”

    digitaldiscipline

    “Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?” *indistinct vocals* “Dave, I’ve seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support.”

    purewriting

    “I can’t get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?”

    *passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence*

    “I think you missed a bookend rune right here-”

    “GODS DAMN IT! IT’S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!” *angrily scribbles on parchment*

    (It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works)

    crazy-pages

    I don’t play wizards anymore because they’re too much like my day job.

    drackir

    Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake.

    beachfox

    You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is!

    Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It’s just explaining to Firewing what you’re trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you’ve been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT!

    madeonstuck-deactivated20140307

    WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

    LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

    BUT BIGGER

    WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

    geek-in-a-box

    theme parks. just. theme parks.

    goldfish-kisses

    but u have to pay for theme parks

    victorysunshine

    that’s the adult part

    adire-adire

    son of a bitch

    thepreciousthing

    ladies and gentlemen, behold

    the St. Louis City Museum:

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    Playground for adults and children.

    They even serve alcohol.

    twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck

    I know where we’re going guys

    onlyblackgirl

    This requires entirely too much physical activity.

    gfdomme

    tying a boy up is fun but i get butterflies in my stomach when a boy is so good that it’s not necessary. when he’s a shaking, moaning mess but does not try to reach for his cock because he knows it’s not his to do. when it gets too intense and his hand instinctively moves down but he stops himself and lets it drop back on the sheets with a soft whine. when i take his wrists and pin them up above his head, or next to his shoulders, or put his hands on my hips and there’s 0 resistance because he’s so surrendered that all he can do is glance up at me with admiration and blush

    twitch870

    This is me. I’ve been that good boy. (Not for this person though)

    cloacacarnage

    i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

    theryanproject

    Smoove with it too 

    meqabitch

    This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

    bankuei

    “Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

    pardonmewhileipanic

    reminds me of this gif

    batter-sempai

    Baseball players are to be feared

    thenamesdiondra

    Reblogging for the last one

    saito-91

    ^Same for me

    amuzed1

    They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

    scp2008

    much woah

    lord-blongus

    Oh my god this is a lucky universe

    cleoselene

    every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”