so the 1st minute I stepped on JEWEL premises,

I felt something amiss. Like the false ceiling’s gg to leak, or ..ok no F.D. imagination here, but frankly going all the way to airport without a plane to catch puts mew in a dour mood. I actually left without exploring the place, or taking those waterfall selfies.

Want to be MEW travel buddy?

I go wherever u like, but i don’t like congested cities. Sun, sand, beach, idyllic resort life would be a nice change. Better still, those cold temperate countries.. you have to keep mewarm. Airfare*, accommodation, expenses and even passport renewal fee will be borne by you. 

MEW companionship: priceless :D

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Wanted:

Professional Panties & Pants Personal cleaner 

Is that you feeling high but DRY?

Oh man you have missed out so March on Mew Channel!

FREE channel access* when you buy MEW iPHONE 

PM me your best [bid] offer only if you’re genuinely keen.

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MissEasilyFat of late

Photobombed again [Whatcha looking at?]

Red bra kick-off ⚽️ 

Eating Potatoes makes MEw starchy.

1) Guess what’s this.

2) Tell me how Badly you want to win this!

Optional: Reblog for higher chances of winning!

Comment below. Do not PM or be disqualified.

Smart Is The New Sexy

Being sexy is about the attitude, not the body type. It’s a state of mind. Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can wear.

TGIF

Time to plan my weekend, and regret everything on Monday!!! 😝

Monday Blue 💙

Soak away the troubles, in a bath full of bubbles 💬

Especially in such crazy weather!!!

Sunday muffin tops with mr. bolster

Final Call to subscribe to Mew channel before the ship sails off.

Apples are red, Cherries are wet 🍒

Private 1-on-1 chat  on Telegram.

It will be a monthly basis as I really wanna chat, sext and share my daily pics/vid/shit (not literally) to u as a Buddy. Soft launch now for fast fingers. Three spots open per month. JAN is close. Pls register for FEB if you are keen.

26625 dick spam. Don’t just Like. REBLOG and who knows maybe I pick one lucky guy for a free chat.  😉

Not well for the past few days, time to go for a swim to refresh up!

It’s been so quiet lately on Tumblr.

What r u guys up to???

*Ermmmmm.. I dun think I will be banned for post myself in clothes right*

At times I have to appeal

It’s time for MEW STAYCAY again!

MEW is Chinese but I stop celebrating CNY. This year Mew is stuck in SG cos of Passport issues. Hopefully the next CNYear of the🐷 will be one with lesser time-wasting pranksters. If you too dun celebrate, let’s have a staycay and we have fun having HotPot in our red underpants in the swanky 4/5/6star room. I’ll bring my electrical pot & charcoal pills while u bring the lobster and sea cucumber. (Window-LESS H81 or Fragrance is not considered.)

p.s. TBH I doubt any Chinese would apply la LOL. ���� Only those with a

FAT enough ANGBAO

for MEw may apply. Dun get the wrong idea. Staycay does not = s**. Just R&R.