y’all are all “oh my god the twitter ppl are migrating to tumblr what are we gonna do” like idk about you but my dash is pristine handpicked content only I will not even notice an influx of new users

when my mutuals change their url and icon and blog theme i just have to resort to smelling them with my antennae to identify them

coffee comic

First sponsored post everybody. It's what he would have wanted

animations-daily

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon and Kelly Asbury

yamelcakes

happy May Day!

NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYY

cow-pea

white boy friday

apatheticfluorescence

me waiting for the fall robotics tournament charter bus to arrive

i think about this a lot

"filler" is so misused bc anime filler is a really specific phenomenon where the animators can't fill their allotted episode count with material from the manga so they invent side stories or pad existing plots out. if something isn't an anime that was adapted from a manga it literally can't have that kind of filler. then people start to apply the concept to simply "episodes of a show that don't move the plot forward" and I don't even know why that's a problem bc if done well theres nothing wrong with those. having episodes with low stakes makes the ones with high stakes more impactful, and breathing room between major developments makes them more exciting when they do happen. some people seem to have this idea that filler = boring, plot = good, and I wish they would lose that mindset

the best part about being in a friend group besides the deep nearly sexual love you all feel for each other is everyone sharing their streaming passwords and stores of pirated media like you're all a bunch of aristocrats perusing each other's personal libraries

amygdalan-arm

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

evilscientist3

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

amygdalan-arm

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diebuster

it feels like we retired the post about prince philip making it clap on instagram after he actually died. as if it were a magical sword forged solely to kill him and now, having accomplished its destined task, there was nothing left but to wax it and put it away in its box, left forgotten in some mouldering attic. but surely power yet dwells within the blade. surely his corpse may yet be mocked, that it may never truly rest in peace. surely we can preserve his legacy, that he may be remembered by all of history as a nasty little thottie who was punished for his icarian arrogance, struck dead by the gods for having the foolhardy gall to make it clap on instagram.

glitchlight

Opposing force to claims to be pro life which only existed post scalias death and persists to this day and yet has universally failed to make anyone die as of yet.

Do you like Marina and the Diamonds? Her early work really captures the essence of mentally fraught young womanhood, but she truly came into her own voice with Electra Heart. Some dislike its more pop-oriented direction, but I think the album is fantastic. 

check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer

beesmygod

there’s something very funny developing on reddit today

mossycoat

we owe the supernatural people on tumblr so much actually. that show was so mean to them and they're still so fucking funny about it. i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever

mossycoat

oh sorry there's been some confusion as to why i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever. let me clarify. his vibes are horrendous.