@whycellothurr
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Les, 25, they/them

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2021-04-22 12:28:41
    valilihapiirakka

    the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and "we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you" can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I'd like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home "for my mushrooms and worms" and she was just like "okei" and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they're breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks "so your worms... do they have a purpose or are they just... worms". like sure I'll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that's your business

    masaotheheckindog

    this, I think, is my ideal love language

    i don’t know who needs to hear this, but here it goes: you don’t have to repeatedly and harshly punish yourself for every little thing you think you do wrong. you don’t have to diminish or eliminate your worth and dignity in order to become a better person and acknowledge your mistakes. please forgive yourself, please keep going and please, be flawed! perfection is unattainable.

    daithpiercing

    once i was at the philly museum of art and a security guard saw me looking at this sculpture that is just a head of romaine lettuce tied to a block of granite with a piece of wire (sculpture that eats by giovanni anselmo) and he was like. i’m here sometimes when the lettuce guy comes in to change the lettuce.

    spookyskeltals

    This sucks

    hauntedcreek

    I love this actually

    thyrell

    what would they do if you started eating it. like yeah that security guard would escort you out but do you think theyd call in the lettuce guy for an emergency replacement or would they just leave it there half eaten until he came in for the regularly scheduled lettuce switch

    wintersoldierfell

    the reason bisexual and nonbinary people get so much hate is because we challenge the idea that people can be separated into little boxes to stop them from mixing with and “corrupting” the others. doesn’t matter which bathroom i use, if they’re marked with a binary gender then i’m gonna be in there with people who aren’t my gender. doesn’t matter who i date (or don’t), there’s always the potential that i could date someone with a gender different from previous partners. we are living breathing proof that any attempt to contain human gender & sexuality is doomed to failure and i think that’s very sexy of us

    wintersoldierfell

    someone made the extremely valid point in the tags that this also applies to pan people, agender people, and aroace people, which it absolutely does. what’s up my pals, let’s be queer and do crimes destroy the cisheteropatriarchy together

    whycellothurr

    like can u imagine how unbelievably boring s11 would be if the doctor were a dude

    whycellothurr

    truly making me realize that as a very repressed closeted gay teen I really watched for the companions, not the doctors

    whycellothurr

    the later matt smith years were so fucking obnoxious jfc, amy pond is so pretty it was almost worth it

    whycellothurr

    like can u imagine how unbelievably boring s11 would be if the doctor were a dude

    whycellothurr

    truly making me realize that as a very repressed closeted gay teen I really watched for the companions, not the doctors