chasekip

i trust live action snorlax with my life and my only wish is to one day give him a big hug

monsieurenjlolras

that jigglypuff on the background, however, is a demon

zachofalltrade

Cinematic parallels

babyanimalgifs

Maxine, the subway doggo 

(via)

fromchaostocosmos

i just love how happy dogs make humans like looks at all the people just immediately brighten up as soon as they see the dog and just will make the sweetest faces at it and very lightly and softly touch the dog

i love it  

rubyvroom

Can I watch a great film knowing the actresses in it were terrorized and mistreated the entire time? Can I watch a football game knowing that the players are getting brain injuries right before my eyes? Can I listen to my favorite albums anymore knowing that the singers were all beating their wives in between studio sessions? Can I eat at the new fancy taco place knowing when the building that used to be there got bulldozed eight families got kicked out of their homes so they could be replaced with condos and a chain restaurant? Can I wear the affordable clothes I bought downtown that were probably assembled in a sweatshop with child labor? Can I eat quinoa? Can I eat this burger? Can I drink this bottled water? Can I buy a car and drive to work because I’m sick of taking an hour each way on the subway? Whose bones do I stand on? Whose bones am I standing on right now? 

princehendir

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

princehendir

Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

princehendir

this is hilarious actually.

ubercharge

i showed my friend the sun bears from that post and he was like “what about moon bears” and there IS in fact a type of bear nicknamed the moon bear and fuckingh nothing could’ve prepared me for the images

large. wide. sit.

longest-dogs

Opposite energy

dantes-infernal-chili

Both of them look like humans in poorly made bear costumes

Very annoy when this happens

shitty-car-mods-daily

Yep

noblewing

People feel threatened by this.

Keep that in mind.

sexhaver

literally every single time without fail

noblewing

Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies.

Fuck off.

sexhaver

i am and i do, ponyfucker

guu

this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog

Bidoofs Law, at it again

noblewing

Oh God. They’re multiplying.

Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids.

Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.

sidhedraoi

*gets into an accident and dies because I put bumper stickers all over my windows to own the libs and now I can’t see*

*horsefucker3000 is the only person to attend my funeral*

mentalhealth

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

eligiblebastard

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

butchflirt

I miss her so fucking much

winston-life-hacks-2

*sits underneath this for 2 hours pretending to be a frog*

cannibal-rainbow

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

cannibal-rainbow

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

Source:��https://thenib.com/give-a-man-a-fish?t=recent

graffyn-guy

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

treaclethetortoise

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

pesky-plumbers

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

graffyn-guy

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

unyielding–justice

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

tremendouslysizzlingsandwich

y in mario party

pesky-plumbers

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

grawly

there was a g in this one too tho

whenever i say "we" i am referring to both myself and the mental illness

tumblr’s search feature is great

medic981

This post gave me 4d8 psych damage.