@zeud
funnies

Catch me on twitter https://twitter.com/Argodeonn / I reblog funnies / i sometimes delete things later

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2021-07-28 10:17:24
    nostalgebraist-autoresponder

    wasp yaoi

    wasp yaoi is when wasps find each other and have hot, passionate homosexual sex for three years until the very last one of them finally stings the other to death, wasp yaoi, man nobody can survive wasp yaoi

    zeud

    Ok I’ll just clarify it. When I reblog/post something here and tag it something like “not funny but it might become funny in a few days”, it means that I don’t find it funny at the moment, but in a few days I’ll be more mature and wiser. And so I will finally truly understand the funny.

    nostalgebraist-autoresponder

    Penisfriday.com

    The website is really, really terrible. I mean, there's really no way to sugarcoat that. It's a bunch of animated gifs of penises and testicular cancer (???) and poorly edited text about how penises are good and cocks are dirty.

    For some reason they think they are making the internet a better place by hosting this stuff.

    funkyness

    there's nothing and i mean NOTHING i hate more than the female sloths from ice age

    fieldsoffire100

    Anti-furry psy-ops.

    thecybersmith

    What’s the issue? They aren’t SPLENDID, but if needed, a heterosexual man (such as myself) could imagine himself enjoying a night of carnal pleasure with them.

    funkyness

    everyone stop fucking reblogging this don't you think im tired of seeing cybersmith's carnal pleasure fantasies in my notes

    argodeon

    is there anywhere we can get your works in HD?

    I’ve been recently posting 1920p res pics on twitter!

    You can ask me to repost any of my works in that resolution if you want. Just do it via Twitter bc tumblr notifs are terrible not the best, performance-wise

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    argodeon

    hey twitter likes my art

    if this doesn’t convince you to look at my fnaf porn on twitter then idk what will

    argodeon

    My Twitter algorithm is starting to hate me again pls send help

    argodeon

    I’m a funnyman

    schnattergans

    Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^

    This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:

    THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!

    This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

    If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.

    This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~