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Jongdae Owns My Whole Ass Heart Y’all

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    I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

    Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

    I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.