I don’t understand why people don’t want to be my friend. I must be the lamest, most rude person on the planet because I honestly have 0 friends. I try to make friends in my classes, and I do; but they don’t want to actually hang out with me at all. Everyone says I will find my group in college, but I haven’t. I’m afraid I never will. It’s so bad I think about killing myself because not being alive would be better than suffering daily from the loneliness.
I’m tired of apologizing for things I didn’t do wrong. I’m tired of apologizing to still be ignored and pushed away for over a month. I’m tired of begging for you to be my friend and to stay in my life. The things /you/ do are fine of course; like when you joked about getting hit by a car right after the murder. Or when you did that shitty stuff to our other friends. Of course that’s fine and you’re the victim. I so much as look at you wrong and I get the silent treatment for however long you see fit. It’s completely unfair and I wish we never became friends to begin with.
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
It’s like I’m screaming for help and everyone’s deaf lol.
It’s good hearing how much everyone hates you.
I can’t be without you
thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.