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    You can edit the settings page to change it.

    This is my naughty blog right now. Notice how the icon is that snazzy default thing?

    That’s because it’s set to explicit, a setting that was locked after the great purge:


    If you right-click on that toggle and click “inspect element”, you can change that.

    Notice how the input tag has a disabled attribute? Just remove that whole thing:

    The toggle is now active

    And toggleable

    And now, after a quick refresh, my old (crap, but real) icon and header image are back, and the blog is no longer treated as hidden or explicit.

    The goggle also disappears after the refresh, but it’s worth noting that you can also edit the toggle back into the settings panel and change your blog back to explicit if you so desire.

    This is a perfect example of the laziness of tumblr’s devs. They haven’t removed the functionality, they’ve just kinda-sorta hidden it a bit; the end-point that the explicit toggle hits is still there.

    Share this please.

    Dude I fucking love tumblr this website really is endlessly entertaining



    EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

    It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

    There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

    also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

    Reblog To Save Life

    Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE






    hey guys psa regarding hospital bills

    don’t just pay it. do not automatically pay the hospital bill when you receive it. call your health insurance provider and POLITELY say, “excuse me, i just received a bill for $1200 for my hospital visit/ER visit/etc., is that the correct amount i’m supposed to pay?” because hospitals bill you before your health insurance and they will take your money no matter how the amount due may change based on your health insurance looking at it. 90% of the time, if your health insurance is in any way involved in the payment of that bill, you do not have to pay as much as the hospital is billing you for. call your health insurance provider first, and POLITELY request clarification, always remember that the person you are talking to is human and this is just their job, and then you will very likely find out you actually only owe $500.

    don’t shout at anyone about it, don’t get mad, just understand that this is The Way Things Are right now and call your health insurance provider before paying the bill your hospital just sent you. there’s a chance the hospital bill might be correct, true, but call your health insurance provider.

    THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT. after my car accident last year the hospital billed me ~$8000. They sent me letters asking me to pay, and I called them back saying my insurance was processing the claim. This is also what I told the collection agency when they kept calling me about the $1000 emergency room fee (billed separately from the hospital fee, mind you). Once everything got straightened out, all I was actually liable for was my $200 emergency copay.

    !!!!!!! things my ass didn’t know !!!!!!!!

    Yes this is a life lesson my adulting ass didn’t know I needed and I’m out 80 bucks for an anti-nausea pill. 😒😒😒😒😒

    Reblogging for American friends.

    Also, it is important [for people receiving medical care in the USA] to carefully read all of the items on the medical bill and look for errors and overcharges. I know that the normal feelings of avoidance and dread can make it hard to look at scary hospital bills, and that’s okay! But as the OP mentions, private orgs like hospitals don’t monitor overpayment of bills - they are motivated to charge you extra - and it is basically impossible to get your money back. Read the bill carefully and make sure that the charges are correct, using the links below for help if you need. If they haven’t sent you an itemized list, you can ask for one. Sometimes you will be charged extra for items or treatment you didn’t receive. Most people don’t know that you can dispute medical bills! But in 2009, Consumer Reports stated that 8 out of 10 medical bills scrutinized by a watchdog had errors, and generally you are not obligated to pay for someone else’s error.

    You may be charged for using medication that you actually brought into the hospital with you - that’s easy to dispute! You may be charged for the consumables used during your stay such as sheets, gloves, gowns, etc - the hospital should actually cover that under its running budget. You may be charged for a brand name drug if the generic was available for cheaper - the links below explain how and when you can dispute this. You may be charged a surprisingly expensive “oral administration fee” (where a nurse puts pills for you to take in a little clean paper cup and then hands it to you) but that’s worth disputing if you were actually able to take the pill out of a bottle and put it in your own mouth. And so on.

    8 Things You Should Know About Challenging a Medical Bill (FORBES) (includes links to sites that help you calculate how much a procedure/treatment usually costs in your area, if the costs seem super high)

    7 Tips for Fighting and Paying A Huge Medical Bill (FORBES) This explains briefly how to negotiate costs, and payment plans.

    10 Common Medical Billing Overcharges You Can Prevent (Bill Advocates) A breakdown of errors and overcharges to double check.

    Check medical bills for errors: Overcharges are fairly common, and correcting them can save you thousands of dollars (Consumer Reports) More of the same with links to some groups.













    imma be real here

    piranha plant is legitimately a better addition to smash than fire-fighting starter pokemon #48320

    i have just been informed that incineroar, the fucking pokemon thats based on wrestlers, knows a bunch of wrestling and fighting attacks, looks like this

    and is constantly seen in wrestling ring

    is not fire-fighting, but fire-dark

    hes dark type because hes a heel

    a what

    in professional wrestling a heel is a wrestler acting as the villain, being rude and underhanded

    in fact incineroar is called the Heel Pokemon

    badguy wrestler

    think more Stone Cold or Brock Lesnar rather than John Cena

    He’s meant to draw the ire of the audience

    If he isn’t getting under your skin he’s doing a bad job

    Dark is Evil in Japan, therefore he is a Fire Evil type.

    Also you could go further into wrestling terminalogy and say that the heel usually gets the heat of the babyface and then the babyface makes a comeback.

    He’s the big heel of the pokemon universe, and he’s based off of one the most popular Japanese Junior heavyweights of all time’s arch rival the Black Tiger.

    this is so dumb hes still based on wrestlers

    wrestling is very much not fighting tho

    If you wanna go really meta, the whole pokemon community was so done with fire/fighting types, especially after getting a break in the form of Braixen, that seeing Incineroar made everybody go apeshit

    And then he was revealed to be a dark type instead of fighting

    He was designed to make you mad from day 1

    In other words, he’s a heel in a meta sense as well.



                           !!!!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!

    The Tennessee Supreme Court ruled former sex slave Cyntoia Brown MUST serve 51 years in prison before she is eligible for parole.

    According to them:

    “In today’s unanimous decision, the Tennessee Supreme Court explained that, under state law, a life sentence is a determinate sentence of 60 years,” the court wrote. “However, the sixty-year sentence can be reduced by up to 15 percent, or 9 years, by earning various sentence credits (good behavior. & getting involved in prison based education programs while incarcerated) Therefore, the Supreme Court concluded that a defendant serving a life sentence for a first-degree murder committed on or after July 1, 1995, may be eligible for release after serving at least 51 years of the sentence.“

    For those of you who haven’t yet caught up to this story:

    Cyntoia Brown was a 16 yr old girl, who at the time of the incident was living in a room at a Nashville InTown Suites with Allen (the man who propositioned her for sex) because her pimp and boyfriend Garion McGlothen, nick-named “Kut Throat,” insisted that she needed to earn money.

    Kut Throat abused her physically and sexually throughout the approximately three week period in which she lived with him.

    After Allen took her to his house, he showed Cyntoia multiple guns, including shotguns and rifles. Later in bed, as she described in court, he grabbed her violently by the genitals, his demeanor became threatening and, fearing for her life, she took a gun out of her purse and shot him.


    You can sign this petition 

    Call Governor Bill Haslam (615)-741-2001she has a Clemency hearing May 23rd. DEMAND JUSTICE!!


    The parole board split on whether Cyntoia should be granted clemency. /BillHaslam can still grant her clemency before he leaves in January. You can reach him at: phone #: (615) 741-2001; e-mail: bill.haslam@tn.gov





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    Cause if i can help someone atleast I won’t have died in vain

    This is so important, you all don’t even understand. 

    If you are reading this and feel like no on is on your side, I am. I will always be on your side. I will not be against you. I will stand by you. 

    Because your life fucking matters. Don’t you dare think it doesn’t. 

    Everyone everywhere matters 100%. No one should ever feel isolated or feel as though they are alone.


    From the article:

    • Your protagonist isn’t voiced
    • There’s a special class of “science weapons” that will have special, ridiculous effects, like a shrink ray
    • There’s a full character creator even though it’s first-person only (you’ll see your character in the inventory, and if you leave the game idling long)
    • Your companions don’t have separate inventories. Taking companions with you just gives you more inventory space to work with yourself
    • If companions really dislike the decisions you make, they’ll leave and go back to the ship. You can persuade them to see things your way
    • No romancing companions. They considered it, but decided against it.
    • Companions each have a special attack (one named Felix does a double drop kick) but you can also equip them with whatever weapons you want
    • Hacking and lockpicking don’t have minigames, and are simply based on your attributes
    • There are six skills (strength, intelligence etc.) and for every 20 points you put into one (up until 100) you’ll gain a new perk
    • As in the creators’ past games, you can play as a “dumb” character with stupid dialogue options. Your companions react appropriately.
    • They’re still not sure if it will be possible to play through the game completely pacifist (but you’ll almost definitely have to at least kill some robots)
    • Robots aren’t sentient, but your ship’s AI seems to have a strange degree of personality
    • Tim Cain wants you to know there are a lot of drugs, but he’s not going to pressure you to take them