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Sometimes...

...I Just Like Being Weird.

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    writing-prompt-s:

    Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

    I would read this

    OH MY GOD

    Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

    And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

    they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’


    Make love?!
    But nobody has done that for centuries!
    Nobody except the great poor who can’t afford the pils and the psycho-cardiogram-readings…
    because it was proved to be distracting and a danger to maximum efficiency!
    And because it was pointless to continue it when other substitutes for ego-support and self-esteem were made available.

    Barbarella