me:Oh god, there's so much to do and I barely have enough time to do it!!

me:(naps)

me four hours later: OH GOD!!!!

me:(naps)

friend: I miss you so much!! we DEFINITELY need to hang asap

me: of course!!

me: *makes attempt to hang with them*

me: *never gets invited*

me: *sees their snapchat stories of hanging out with other people everyday*

me: /:

me being romantic: but nah deadass i fuck wit u hard

sext: talk to me about deconstructing classic archetypes and narratives, how prolific images never die, and storytelling as a means of survival.

me, in any setting: this could be less hetero

put some numbers in my ask

1: let's have sex

2: let's have sex

3: let's have sex

4: let's have sex

5: let's have sex

6: let's have sex

7: let's have sex

8: let's have sex

9: let's have sex

10: let's have sex

11: let's have sex

12: let's have sex

13: let's have sex

14: let's have sex

15: let's have sex

Car: *makes the sound when the door is left open*

Me: sick halsey reference

Cry Baby Songs in 7 Words

Crybaby: I cry a lot, so what? Asshole.

Dollhouse: My family is a two-faced tragedy.

Sippy Cup: Mom says that she's "not an alcoholic"...

Carousel: I feel stuck in our relationship...idk!?!??

Alphabet Boy: Wow, you're just a condescending pretentious asshole.

Soap: Pleeeaaase don't make me say it!!!! ily.

Training Wheels: I'm being vulnerable; don't fuck it up.

Pity Party: Nobody likes me lol! Time to cry.

Tag, You're It: Getting kidnapped by a wolf. Trippy stuff.

Milk and Cookies: Treat me badly and I'll kill you.

Pacify Her: On my way to steal ur man.

Mrs. Potato Head: You are beautiful the way you are.

Mad Hatter: I'm fucking crazy and I love it!

Play Date: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.......(i do)

Teddy Bear: My teddy bear wants me dead. Omg?

Cake: I AM NOT DISPOSABLE; I HAVE FEELINGS.

birds at 5 am: hmm.... u kno what i haven't done in a few hours.... scream

favorite person: [gives me attention]

me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: [has an emotional breakdown]

everyone in my life: ✔️Read 10:15pm

Me: you know what I Wanna do?

My mind: die?

Me: no besides that

me: *encounters something slightly difficult*

brain: you have to cry

me: why

brain: you gotta

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?

ron: shove off malfoy

draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train

me: dont worry

anxiety: you gotta

brain: time to feel sad for no reason

me: why

brain: you gotta

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we're dating

me: ......okay......that sounds fake but okay....

society: *tears down girls for literally anything and everything, creating a toxic culture in which it's normal for girls to have dangerously low self esteem and hate themselves*

society: the most attractive thing in a girl? Confidence. Everyone Loves a Confident Chick ;-)