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    Cry Baby Songs in 7 Words

    Crybaby: I cry a lot, so what? Asshole.

    Dollhouse: My family is a two-faced tragedy.

    Sippy Cup: Mom says that she's "not an alcoholic"...

    Carousel: I feel stuck in our relationship...idk!?!??

    Alphabet Boy: Wow, you're just a condescending pretentious asshole.

    Soap: Pleeeaaase don't make me say it!!!! ily.

    Training Wheels: I'm being vulnerable; don't fuck it up.

    Pity Party: Nobody likes me lol! Time to cry.

    Tag, You're It: Getting kidnapped by a wolf. Trippy stuff.

    Milk and Cookies: Treat me badly and I'll kill you.

    Pacify Her: On my way to steal ur man.

    Mrs. Potato Head: You are beautiful the way you are.

    Mad Hatter: I'm fucking crazy and I love it!

    Play Date: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.......(i do)

    Teddy Bear: My teddy bear wants me dead. Omg?

    Cake: I AM NOT DISPOSABLE; I HAVE FEELINGS.

    favorite person: [gives me attention]

    me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!