me:Oh god, there's so much to do and I barely have enough time to do it!!
me:(naps)
me four hours later: OH GOD!!!!
me:(naps)
me:Oh god, there's so much to do and I barely have enough time to do it!!
me:(naps)
me four hours later: OH GOD!!!!
me:(naps)
friend: I miss you so much!! we DEFINITELY need to hang asap
me: of course!!
me: *makes attempt to hang with them*
me: *never gets invited*
me: *sees their snapchat stories of hanging out with other people everyday*
me: /:
me being romantic: but nah deadass i fuck wit u hard
sext: talk to me about deconstructing classic archetypes and narratives, how prolific images never die, and storytelling as a means of survival.
me, in any setting: this could be less hetero
put some numbers in my ask
1: let's have sex
2: let's have sex
3: let's have sex
4: let's have sex
5: let's have sex
6: let's have sex
7: let's have sex
8: let's have sex
9: let's have sex
10: let's have sex
11: let's have sex
12: let's have sex
13: let's have sex
14: let's have sex
15: let's have sex
Car: *makes the sound when the door is left open*
Me: sick halsey reference
Cry Baby Songs in 7 Words
Crybaby: I cry a lot, so what? Asshole.
Dollhouse: My family is a two-faced tragedy.
Sippy Cup: Mom says that she's "not an alcoholic"...
Carousel: I feel stuck in our relationship...idk!?!??
Alphabet Boy: Wow, you're just a condescending pretentious asshole.
Soap: Pleeeaaase don't make me say it!!!! ily.
Training Wheels: I'm being vulnerable; don't fuck it up.
Pity Party: Nobody likes me lol! Time to cry.
Tag, You're It: Getting kidnapped by a wolf. Trippy stuff.
Milk and Cookies: Treat me badly and I'll kill you.
Pacify Her: On my way to steal ur man.
Mrs. Potato Head: You are beautiful the way you are.
Mad Hatter: I'm fucking crazy and I love it!
Play Date: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.......(i do)
Teddy Bear: My teddy bear wants me dead. Omg?
Cake: I AM NOT DISPOSABLE; I HAVE FEELINGS.
birds at 5 am: hmm.... u kno what i haven't done in a few hours.... scream
favorite person: [gives me attention]
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: [has an emotional breakdown]
everyone in my life: βοΈRead 10:15pm
Me: you know what I Wanna do?
My mind: die?
Me: no besides that
me: *encounters something slightly difficult*
brain: you have to cry
me: why
brain: you gotta
person: you're pretty cool!
me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
ron: shove off malfoy
draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train
me: dont worry
anxiety: you gotta
brain: time to feel sad for no reason
me: why
brain: you gotta
THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES
Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive
someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we're dating
me: ......okay......that sounds fake but okay....
society: *tears down girls for literally anything and everything, creating a toxic culture in which it's normal for girls to have dangerously low self esteem and hate themselves*
society: the most attractive thing in a girl? Confidence. Everyone Loves a Confident Chick ;-)