How bedtime turns into playtime . . .

    Daddy: Alright princess, it's nearly bedtime, let's go put on your jammies.

    Princess: Nope! I'm a grown up and grown ups don't have bedtimes!

    Daddy: Oh really, so you're an adult, you are not my perfect little princess?

    Princess: Nope! I'm an adult grown up person who doesn't belong to anyone!

    Daddy: *pushes me up against a wall* Hmm, that's upsetting. *moves hand in between my legs and beings rubbing* Well then who's princess parts are these?

    Princess: M-m-m-mine. *blushes*

    Daddy: Oh I guess I should stop playing then since they aren't mine. I don't want to play with someone else's toy. *removes hand*

    Princess: Wait . . .

    Daddy: Wait? Why? Are those perhaps, MY princess parts?

    Princess: Well, maybe they need some convincing *giggles*

    Daddy: *begins rubbing again*

    Princess: *pushes into Daddy's hand* Oh . . .

    Daddy: You are my naughty little slut, aren't you princess?

    Princess: Yes, Daddy.

    Daddy: And these are my princess parts, aren't they?

    Princess: *moans* Yes, Daddy.

    Daddy: That's right, and I can do anything I want with them. I can tease this little clit for hours and I can even . . . *slides finger inside*

    Princess: Oh, Daddy, please. Please, please, please.

    Daddy: Aww, does my naughty little slut want to cum?

    Princess: Yes, Daddy. Please.

    Daddy: I don't know, you were a bad little girl. Saying you don't belong to me. I don't think bad little girls get to have cummies.

    Princess: I promise I won't be bad ever again, Daddy. Please, I will be your perfect little princess.

    Daddy: This will serve as a reminder of who you belong to, Princess. *continues to move finger*

    Princess: Oh, Daddy, can I please cum? Please.

    Daddy: Cum for me, Princess.

    Princess: *begins to cum violently* Oh, Daddy, I'm sorry. I belong to you. I'm yours.

    Daddy: That's a good girl. *grabs throat and leans in close* Don't you ever say you don't belong to me. You are MY princess.

    Princess: *smiles* Yes, Daddy.

    Daddy: *kisses forehead* Now, go put on your jammies. It's past your bedtime.

    *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

    *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

    *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

    *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

    *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

    *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

    *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

    *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

    NSFW ASKS

    1: When did you lose your virginity?

    2: Rough sex or soft sex?

    3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

    4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

    5: Favourite sex position?

    6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

    7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

    8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

    9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

    10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

    11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

    12: How often do you have sex?

    13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

    14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

    15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

    16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

    17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

    18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

    19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

    20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

    21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

    22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

    23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

    24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

    25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

    26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

    27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

    28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

    29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

    30: Do you watch porn?

    BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

    A - If I'm in love.

    B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

    C - How long it's been since I've kissed.

    D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

    E - How many piercings I have.

    F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'

    G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.

    H - The last person I hugged.

    I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

    J - Are you insecure. What about?

    K - What my full name is.

    L - If I have siblings.

    M - If I forgive betrayal.

    N - Favourite animal?

    O - Where would I like to travel

    P - What kind of music I like.

    Q - Favourite flower?

    R - Is cheating ever okay?

    S - 2 habits.

    T - 3 things I love unconditionally.

    U - Favourite time of year, and why

    V - Big dreams?

    W - If I've done something I regret very much.

    X - 3 turn ons

    Y - 3 turns offs

    Z - Ask any question you want.

    Asking for Attention

    Me: Sits in front of Master while he's paying attention to something else.

    Master: Doesn't notice.

    Me: Coughs loudly and in no way subtly

    Master: Looks up at me and cocks an eyebrow. "Yes, kitten? May I help you?"

    Me: "Yes hello hi. I would like the attentions now, please."

    Master: Pats the spot next to him, "Alright, c'mere."

    Me: Crawls up on top of everything he was doing. "Thank you for your compliance."