Me: dry rape me while I scream , punch me in the ribs , tell me I'm disgusting and spit in my face .
Also me: i am an innocent angel baby who just wants forehead kisses and cuddles and to watch classic Disney movies .
How bedtime turns into playtime . . .
Daddy: Alright princess, it's nearly bedtime, let's go put on your jammies.
Princess: Nope! I'm a grown up and grown ups don't have bedtimes!
Daddy: Oh really, so you're an adult, you are not my perfect little princess?
Princess: Nope! I'm an adult grown up person who doesn't belong to anyone!
Daddy: *pushes me up against a wall* Hmm, that's upsetting. *moves hand in between my legs and beings rubbing* Well then who's princess parts are these?
Princess: M-m-m-mine. *blushes*
Daddy: Oh I guess I should stop playing then since they aren't mine. I don't want to play with someone else's toy. *removes hand*
Princess: Wait . . .
Daddy: Wait? Why? Are those perhaps, MY princess parts?
Princess: Well, maybe they need some convincing *giggles*
Daddy: *begins rubbing again*
Princess: *pushes into Daddy's hand* Oh . . .
Daddy: You are my naughty little slut, aren't you princess?
Princess: Yes, Daddy.
Daddy: And these are my princess parts, aren't they?
Princess: *moans* Yes, Daddy.
Daddy: That's right, and I can do anything I want with them. I can tease this little clit for hours and I can even . . . *slides finger inside*
Princess: Oh, Daddy, please. Please, please, please.
Daddy: Aww, does my naughty little slut want to cum?
Princess: Yes, Daddy. Please.
Daddy: I don't know, you were a bad little girl. Saying you don't belong to me. I don't think bad little girls get to have cummies.
Princess: I promise I won't be bad ever again, Daddy. Please, I will be your perfect little princess.
Daddy: This will serve as a reminder of who you belong to, Princess. *continues to move finger*
Princess: Oh, Daddy, can I please cum? Please.
Daddy: Cum for me, Princess.
Princess: *begins to cum violently* Oh, Daddy, I'm sorry. I belong to you. I'm yours.
Daddy: That's a good girl. *grabs throat and leans in close* Don't you ever say you don't belong to me. You are MY princess.
Princess: *smiles* Yes, Daddy.
Daddy: *kisses forehead* Now, go put on your jammies. It's past your bedtime.
Outside the bedroom: EXCUSE ME I am a classy strong woman who demands respect do not patronize me you fucks
Inside the bedroom: Oh Master I'm a dirty little slut please slap me tie me up gag me and choke me i belong to you
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.
A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many piercings I have.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - Are you insecure. What about?
K - What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - Favourite animal?
O - Where would I like to travel
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - Favourite flower?
R - Is cheating ever okay?
S - 2 habits.
T - 3 things I love unconditionally.
U - Favourite time of year, and why
V - Big dreams?
W - If I've done something I regret very much.
X - 3 turn ons
Y - 3 turns offs
Z - Ask any question you want.
Asking for Attention
Me: Sits in front of Master while he's paying attention to something else.
Master: Doesn't notice.
Me: Coughs loudly and in no way subtly
Master: Looks up at me and cocks an eyebrow. "Yes, kitten? May I help you?"
Me: "Yes hello hi. I would like the attentions now, please."
Master: Pats the spot next to him, "Alright, c'mere."
Me: Crawls up on top of everything he was doing. "Thank you for your compliance."