The Nightmare

The moment I laid eyes on Katie, I was entranced by her beauty. I just had to speak with her for an interview. And I don't know how, but I can tell she fell for me too. I ignored every warning the others told me. I was going to go on a date with Katie regardless of how they felt about it. The bitchiness was all just an act for viewer ratings, she's actually quite nice. And we surprisingly have quite a bit in common. I leaned in, giving her a loving kiss.

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"AAaah!!" I scream in terror as I shoot up in my bed. I look around in a slight panic, calming down as I see that I'm in my room at the hotel. I let out a sigh in relief. "Oh thank god, it was all just a bad dream," I said to myself. Yeah, that's all it was. No way in hell would I ever be with someone as godawful as Katie Killjoy. "Go back to sleep, hon. We can talk about it in the morning." Oh no. That voice... I slowly turn to the other side of the bed, looking on in horror as I find Katie sleeping right next to me. I scream again.

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What can I say? I thought this would be funny And I thought the whole "Waking up and thinking it was a dream, then finding out it wasn't" makes for a good horror bit. Why Katie? Simple, out of all the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters that I loathe (Katie, Valentino, Crimson, Striker, Chaz, etc) she's the only one I actually find attractive. So yeah.... Well, technically Stella too, but I'm not counting her since she actually has some redeemable qualities in A Nerd in Hell

No, this IS NOT canon to the story, and it is not a "What If?" moment either. This is just a funny comic that I commissioned for Halloween
Artwork by��twitter.com/wendy321rs

So sometime during the hiatus between Yesterday's Lie and Follies at the Coven Day Parade, I came up with an Owl House x Hazbin Hotel crossover. It featured Luz and the others trying to fine tune things so the next portal door would take lead to the human world instead of the In-Between Realm. Lilith and Amity were invited to come because the former was an academic and former head of the Emperor's Coven, and the latter works at a library and had access to a lot of books, so they were the most likely to have something regarding titan's blood. Of course, things went wrong and brought the entire house to Hell, right next to the hotel, because convenient reasons. The hotel residents look to investigate, and see an out of place home with a long, brown tube stretching out to the city. They talk, Charlie agrees to help them find a way back to the Boiling Isles and Luz back to earth, and that's when Hooty comes back.

Unfortunately, I never really had any plans beyond this, besides maybe having the twins explore Hell and meeting Loona. I just wanted an excuse for a "What'd happen if Hooty met Valentino" joke. 

Commissioned artwork by Bramhistory on deviantart

I dunno, I just thought it'd be funny to have these two be friends.

Commissioned artwork by https://twitter.com/wendy321rs

Confrontations between Valentino and Modeus typically end with him getting all his bones broken with a hammer. If he's lucky.

I did mention in my HH x Helltaker fic that Modeus loathes Valentino, so I couldn't resist commissioning this.

Artwork by https://twitter.com/wendy321rs

"One thing I learned after partying with Beelzebub is not to eat the cotton candy she makes. Which is hard, since I absolutely love cotton candy. I swear, I was able to hear colors and smell time after I ate some... But I am so lucky that I didn't mutate into some hideous demonic monster like that fish at Verosika's concert."

Couldn't resist after Queen Bee came out. And yes, the Gravity Falls reference is intentional
Commissioned artwork by��twitter.com/wendy321rs

Ever since OZZIE'S, I've had the headcanon that Asmodeus would absolutely loathe Valentino. This episode pretty much confirmed that belief.

And why? Because we've seen in Addict that Valentino forces himself onto his employees, just because he can. Ozzie may be the embodiment of lust itself, but he still values consent.

I dunno who she is, but I like her

If any of you guys read that pilot I made for a Hazbin Hotel x Helltaker fic, you may remember a little tidbit I had about Modeus and Verosika being girlfriends. Wanted something with that

Commissioned artwork by https://twitter.com/wendy321rs

Some artwork I commissioned for A Nerd in Hell

Artwork by https://twitter.com/wendy321rs

"The day after I somehow talked Verosika into becoming my girlfriend, she showed up at the hotel to not only move in, but set up a recording studio so she wouldn't have to deal with a commute to her studio in Imp City unless she absolutely needs to be there. Got to meet and befriend her crew since they were helping her move in. Verosika told me that while she made it very clear to them that 'My virginity belonged to her', they might try to hit on me for afterwards.
Josh, Ace, and Kat seemed kinda disappointed when I told them that they weren't my type and I had no interest. And that Milky girl, weird name, it was a mutual lack of interest; she's not my type and I'm not hers.
Apple, Coco, and Kiki, on the other hand... (Chuckles nervously) I know that I've said that I have no interest in having a harem, since four girlfriends is enough, but I��might consider having them be friends with benefits."

Couldn't resist a group pic with Apple, Coco and Kiki

Commissioned artwork by Gunshad on deviantart

Human alt:

I'm currently waiting in the hotel lobby, Velvet asked for me to wait here so she could show me something, but I'm not exactly sure what it is. My wait wasn't that long. "Oh Andy~" I turn around to look at Velvet. "Like the new look?" she asks. I was speechless, because holy shit, she looks amazing... Is it getting warm in here? "Wow," I finally manage to get out after who knows how long I've been staring at her.  The demon girl smiles, "That's exactly the reaction I'm hoping for when I reveal the new look."

This one was one I've been planning ever since her redesign came out

Commissioned artwork by Gunshad on deviantart

Okay, feel that this is important, since I've seen a couple of tumblr posts regarding Barbie and the camp counselor.

He's not a kid, and she's not a pedo or groomer. The counselor's at that age where he's old enough to be an adult, but young enough for the actual adults to call him a kid

(Continued from this:��https://www.tumblr.com/godzillamaster1/709683359258984448/his-ex-girlfriend-his-childhood-friend-and-now)

Called it...

Just what did Blitzo do to get his own sister to hate him so much? The same event that caused Fizzarolli to lose his arms and legs?

This scene, right here, made me want to give Loona a hug. It was one thing seeing her disappointed at the end of Spring Broken, but seeing her absolutely crushed here is another thing entirely.

Not only did she discover that Tex's girlfriend is one of the Seven Sins, she learns that Beelzebub is fun, cheerful, hot, and most importantly, actually a decent person and not a massive bitch. There's no way she can compete with that without humiliating herself

godzillamaster1

“Nope. I did not just see myself having a threesome with Charlie and Vaggie. Nopenopenopenope.” I couldn’t resist commissioning this. :3 In all seriousness, though, when I first started writing A Nerd in Hell, I promised myself that I’d never insert my self-sona into existing relationships. Even though Charlie and Vaggie are my absolute favorite characters in Hazbin Hotel and I’d love to be a part of their relationship. But, you know, emotions can be a tricky thing, and even though story-Andrew has accepted that the two are in a monogamous relationship and Vaggie’s a lesbian, the desires can still linger.

Based on A Nerd in Hell chapter 8

Commissioned artwork by Gunshad on deviantart

hazbin-hotel-crew

That’s um…interesting.Good for I guess.

What the HELL!CHARLIES TAKEN(by me)AND I’M A LESBIAN!Pequeños gilipollas desagradables.

This is obviously a joke no offense to the creator.

godzillamaster1

“I’m so sorry, that wasn’t how I wanted you two to find out about that fantasy. Or find out about it at all…”

hazbin-hotel-crew

Again this is all for fun and none of this is to make fun of the creator.

godzillamaster1

“I’m not proud of it. At all… :(”

anti-c1ffee

Good you shouldn’t be.

godzillamaster1

“And this is why I didn’t want anyone to know what my fantasies are. I knew you two would’ve been disappointed, and very judgmental…”

godzillamaster1

“I came from a universe where I’m close friends with that universe’s version of you two. Love at first sight, which immediately died three seconds later when I learned that you two were already dating, yet the feelings still linger as much as I don’t want them to. Happy with that explanation?

Now, shame and embarrassment aside, what exactly are you two doing in my mind, looking through my secrets and memories?”

godzillamaster1

“Nope. I did not just see myself having a threesome with Charlie and Vaggie. Nopenopenopenope.” I couldn’t resist commissioning this. :3 In all seriousness, though, when I first started writing A Nerd in Hell, I promised myself that I’d never insert my self-sona into existing relationships. Even though Charlie and Vaggie are my absolute favorite characters in Hazbin Hotel and I’d love to be a part of their relationship. But, you know, emotions can be a tricky thing, and even though story-Andrew has accepted that the two are in a monogamous relationship and Vaggie’s a lesbian, the desires can still linger.

Based on A Nerd in Hell chapter 8

Commissioned artwork by Gunshad on deviantart

hazbin-hotel-crew

That’s um…interesting.Good for I guess.

What the HELL!CHARLIES TAKEN(by me)AND I’M A LESBIAN!Pequeños gilipollas desagradables.

This is obviously a joke no offense to the creator.

godzillamaster1

“I’m so sorry, that wasn’t how I wanted you two to find out about that fantasy. Or find out about it at all…”

hazbin-hotel-crew

Again this is all for fun and none of this is to make fun of the creator.

godzillamaster1

“I’m not proud of it. At all… :(”

anti-c1ffee

Good you shouldn’t be.

godzillamaster1

“And this is why I didn’t want anyone to know what my fantasies are. I knew you two would’ve been disappointed, and very judgmental...”

godzillamaster1

“Nope. I did not just see myself having a threesome with Charlie and Vaggie. Nopenopenopenope.” I couldn’t resist commissioning this. :3 In all seriousness, though, when I first started writing A Nerd in Hell, I promised myself that I’d never insert my self-sona into existing relationships. Even though Charlie and Vaggie are my absolute favorite characters in Hazbin Hotel and I’d love to be a part of their relationship. But, you know, emotions can be a tricky thing, and even though story-Andrew has accepted that the two are in a monogamous relationship and Vaggie’s a lesbian, the desires can still linger.

Based on A Nerd in Hell chapter 8

Commissioned artwork by Gunshad on deviantart

hazbin-hotel-crew

That’s um…interesting.Good for I guess.

What the HELL!CHARLIES TAKEN(by me)AND I’M A LESBIAN!Pequeños gilipollas desagradables.

This is obviously a joke no offense to the creator.

godzillamaster1

“I’m so sorry, that wasn’t how I wanted you two to find out about that fantasy. Or find out about it at all…”

hazbin-hotel-crew

Again this is all for fun and none of this is to make fun of the creator.

godzillamaster1

“I’m not proud of it. At all... :(”

godzillamaster1

“Nope. I did not just see myself having a threesome with Charlie and Vaggie. Nopenopenopenope.” I couldn’t resist commissioning this. :3 In all seriousness, though, when I first started writing A Nerd in Hell, I promised myself that I’d never insert my self-sona into existing relationships. Even though Charlie and Vaggie are my absolute favorite characters in Hazbin Hotel and I’d love to be a part of their relationship. But, you know, emotions can be a tricky thing, and even though story-Andrew has accepted that the two are in a monogamous relationship and Vaggie’s a lesbian, the desires can still linger.

Based on A Nerd in Hell chapter 8

Commissioned artwork by Gunshad on deviantart

hazbin-hotel-crew

That’s um…interesting.Good for I guess.

What the HELL!CHARLIES TAKEN(by me)AND I’M A LESBIAN!Pequeños gilipollas desagradables.

This is obviously a joke no offense to the creator.

godzillamaster1

“I’m so sorry, that wasn’t how I wanted you two to find out about that fantasy. Or find out about it at all...”

"Nope. I did not just see myself having a threesome with Charlie and Vaggie. Nopenopenopenope." I couldn't resist commissioning this. :3 In all seriousness, though, when I first started writing A Nerd in Hell, I promised myself that I'd never insert my self-sona into existing relationships. Even though Charlie and Vaggie are my absolute favorite characters in Hazbin Hotel and I'd love to be a part of their relationship. But, you know, emotions can be a tricky thing, and even though story-Andrew has accepted that the two are in a monogamous relationship and Vaggie’s a lesbian, the desires can still linger.

Based on A Nerd in Hell chapter 8

Commissioned artwork by Gunshad on deviantart

I don’t know what’s funnier/more horrifying: the fact that the cake was full of spiders or the fact that Steve doesn’t even react as they cover him and enter his mouth