
The Nightmare
The moment I laid eyes on Katie, I was entranced by her beauty. I just had to speak with her for an interview. And I don't know how, but I can tell she fell for me too. I ignored every warning the others told me. I was going to go on a date with Katie regardless of how they felt about it. The bitchiness was all just an act for viewer ratings, she's actually quite nice. And we surprisingly have quite a bit in common. I leaned in, giving her a loving kiss.
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"AAaah!!" I scream in terror as I shoot up in my bed. I look around in a slight panic, calming down as I see that I'm in my room at the hotel. I let out a sigh in relief. "Oh thank god, it was all just a bad dream," I said to myself. Yeah, that's all it was. No way in hell would I ever be with someone as godawful as Katie Killjoy. "Go back to sleep, hon. We can talk about it in the morning." Oh no. That voice... I slowly turn to the other side of the bed, looking on in horror as I find Katie sleeping right next to me. I scream again.
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What can I say? I thought this would be funny And I thought the whole "Waking up and thinking it was a dream, then finding out it wasn't" makes for a good horror bit. Why Katie? Simple, out of all the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters that I loathe (Katie, Valentino, Crimson, Striker, Chaz, etc) she's the only one I actually find attractive. So yeah.... Well, technically Stella too, but I'm not counting her since she actually has some redeemable qualities in A Nerd in Hell
No, this IS NOT canon to the story, and it is not a "What If?" moment either. This is just a funny comic that I commissioned for Halloween
Artwork bytwitter.com/wendy321rs