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    nosy anons let's go

    0: Height

    1: Age

    2: Shoe size

    3: Do you smoke?

    4: Do you drink?

    5: Do you take drugs?

    6: Age you get mistaken for

    7: Have tattoos?

    8: Want any tattoos?

    9: Got any piercings?

    10: Want any piercings?

    11: Best friend?

    12: Relationship status

    13: Biggest turn ons

    14: Biggest turn offs

    15: Favorite movie

    16: I’ll love you if…

    17: Someone you miss

    18: Most traumatic experience

    19: A fact about your personality

    20: What I hate most about myself

    21: What I love most about myself

    22: What I want to be when I get older

    23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

    24: My relationship with my parent(s)

    25: My idea of a perfect date

    26: My biggest pet peeves

    27: A description of the girl/boy I like

    28: A description of the person I dislike the most

    29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

    30: What I hate the most about work/school

    31: What my last text message says

    32: What words upset me the most

    33: What words make me feel the best about myself

    34: What I find attractive in women

    35: What I find attractive in men

    36: Where I would like to live

    37: One of my insecurities

    38: My childhood career choice

    39: My favorite ice cream flavor

    40: Who I wish I could be

    41: Where I want to be right now

    42: The last thing I ate

    43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

    44: A random fact about anything

    do it! I’m bored

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    af-art

    greek myth asks

    zeus: if you could have one power, what would it be?

    poseidon: do you prefer the ocean or land?

    apollo: what are your favorite pieces of poetry?

    aphrodite: do you believe in true love?

    athena: what are your favorite classic novels?

    ares: are you a confrontational person?

    artemis: do you prefer night or day?

    hera: who makes up your tumblr family?

    hestia: where do you live or want to live?

    demeter: do you enjoy nature?

    persephone: what’s your favorite season?

    hades: do you believe in an afterlife?

    hephaestus: what do you enjoy making?

    hermes: where do you want to travel that you’ve never been before?

    odysseus: what’s your favorite place to travel?

    echo: what’s something you can’t stop talking about?

    narcissus: what’s your best trait?

    icarus: what’s your fatal flaw?

    orpheus: what’s your favorite song or type of music?

    eurydice: what’s something you regret?

    af-art

    greek myth asks

    zeus: if you could have one power, what would it be?

    poseidon: do you prefer the ocean or land?

    apollo: what are your favorite pieces of poetry?

    aphrodite: do you believe in true love?

    athena: what are your favorite classic novels?

    ares: are you a confrontational person?

    artemis: do you prefer night or day?

    hera: who makes up your tumblr family?

    hestia: where do you live or want to live?

    demeter: do you enjoy nature?

    persephone: what’s your favorite season?

    hades: do you believe in an afterlife?

    hephaestus: what do you enjoy making?

    hermes: where do you want to travel that you’ve never been before?

    odysseus: what’s your favorite place to travel?

    echo: what’s something you can’t stop talking about?

    narcissus: what’s your best trait?

    icarus: what’s your fatal flaw?

    orpheus: what’s your favorite song or type of music?

    eurydice: what’s something you regret?

    My coworker: im not gonna get the vaccine. How’d they make it so quickly?? Not a good sign

    Me: it’s because we’ve known about coronaviruses for a while

    My coworker: you literally said earlier that we couldnt have caught corona when we were kids because it didnt exist yet

    Me: i said we couldnt have caught it when we were kids because it hadnt made the jump to humans yet, for one, and for two, there’s more than one coronavirus.

    My coworker: what

    Me: there’s more than one coronavirus. SARS and MERS have been studied for years, and vaccines for them have been studied for years. The COVID vaccine wasnt built from the ground up, we just already had a lot of the starting work done already.

    Me: Like. Is anybody surprised when Toyota comes out with new cars every year? No. They don’t cry witchcraft and say shit like “oh they made that car too fast, it must not be safe,” because they didnt reinvent the car, they just added some new bells and whistles. Same with the vaccine. They didn’t reinvent the wheel here, they just looked at an existing wheel and altered it to make it work better.

    My coworker: oh. *turns to other coworker* i cant believe you were afraid of the vaccine!! You just gotta do your research, man

    Me: YOU DIDNT DO YOUR RESEARCH EITHER

    Obscure questions to ask me!

    1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

    2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

    3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

    4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

    5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

    6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

    7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

    8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

    9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

    10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

    11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

    12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

    13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

    14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?

    15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?

    16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

    17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

    18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

    19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?

    20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

    21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 ½% milk?)

    22: Which continents have you been on?

    23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

    24: Backpacks or satchels?

    25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

    26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

    27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

    28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

    29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?

    30: The latest you’ve ever slept?

    31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

    32: Do you pick at scabs?

    33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

    34: How far can you throw a baseball?

    35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

    36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

    37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

    38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

    39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

    40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

    41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

    42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

    43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?

    44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

    45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

    46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

    47: City or nature person?

    48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

    49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?

    50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

    Obscure questions to ask me!

    1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

    2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

    3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

    4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

    5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

    6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

    7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

    8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

    9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

    10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

    11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

    12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

    13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

    14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?

    15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?

    16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

    17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

    18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

    19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?

    20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

    21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 ½% milk?)

    22: Which continents have you been on?

    23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

    24: Backpacks or satchels?

    25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

    26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

    27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

    28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

    29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?

    30: The latest you’ve ever slept?

    31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

    32: Do you pick at scabs?

    33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

    34: How far can you throw a baseball?

    35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

    36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

    37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

    38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

    39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

    40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

    41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

    42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

    43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?

    44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

    45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

    46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

    47: City or nature person?

    48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

    49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?

    50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

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    Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

    1. What is you middle name?

    2. How old are you?

    3. When is your birthday?

    4. What is your zodiac sign?

    5. What is your favorite color?

    6. What’s your lucky number?

    7. Do you have any pets?

    8. Where are you from?

    9. How tall are you?

    10. What shoe size are you?

    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

    12. What was your last dream about?

    13. What talents do you have?

    14. Are you psychic in any way?

    15. Favorite song?

    16. Favorite movie?

    17. Who would be your ideal partner?

    18. Do you want children?

    19. Do you want a church wedding?

    20. Are you religious?

    21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

    23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

    24. Baths or showers?

    25. What color socks are you wearing?

    26. Have you ever been famous?

    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

    28. What type of music do you like?

    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

    30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

    31. What position do you usually sleep in?

    32. How big is your house?

    33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

    34. Have you ever fired a gun?

    35. Have you ever tried archery?

    36. Favorite clean word?

    37. Favorite swear word?

    38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

    39. Do you have any scars?

    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

    41. Are you a good liar?

    42. Are you a good judge of character?

    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

    44. Do you have a strong accent?

    45. What is your favorite accent?

    46. What is your personality type?

    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

    48. Can you curl your tongue?

    49. Are you an innie or an outie?

    50. Left or right handed?

    51. Are you scared of spiders?

    52. Favorite food?

    53. Favorite foreign food?

    54. Are you a clean or messy person?

    55. Most used phrased?

    56. Most used word?

    57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

    58. Do you have much of an ego?

    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

    60. Do you talk to yourself?

    61. Do you sing to yourself?

    62. Are you a good singer?

    63. Biggest Fear?

    64. Are you a gossip?

    65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

    66. Do you like long or short hair?

    67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

    68. Favorite school subject?

    69. Extrovert or Introvert?

    70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

    71. What makes you nervous?

    72. Are you scared of the dark?

    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

    74. Are you ticklish?

    75. Have you ever started a rumor?

    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

    77. Have you ever drank underage?

    78. Have you ever done drugs?

    79. Who was your first real crush?

    80. How many piercings do you have?

    81. Can you roll your Rs?“

    82. How fast can you type?

    83. How fast can you run?

    84. What color is your hair?

    85. What color is your eyes?

    86. What are you allergic to?

    87. Do you keep a journal?

    88. What do your parents do?

    89. Do you like your age?

    90. What makes you angry?

    91. Do you like your own name?

    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

    94. What are you strengths?

    95. What are your weaknesses?

    96. How did you get your name?

    97. Were your ancestors royalty?

    98. Do you have any scars?

    99. Color of your bedspread?

    100. Color of your room?

    send some asks I’m bored