@mckitterick
The Stars My Destination
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2023-02-06 03:53:52
    wow-very-emo-such-bands

    What people think why i became a bookbinder: Oh she wants to explore her artistic horizon with those pretty leather bound books of hers. She even gives them out as gifts to her friends. It most likely helps her with anxiety or maybe she just wanted a more special costume made notebook.

    Why I actually became a bookbinder: I just illegally downloaded and printed out several of my favourite fanfics and books and started binding them into books cuz I love reading them but looking at screens for too long gives me headaches.

    ghost-maybe

    op youre fucking big brained oh my god

    wow-very-emo-such-bands

    If you want to i can send you a link to some of the Tutorial videos i started binding my fanfic books.

    cyanidevamp

    PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD 

    alexstyx

    PLEASE SEND LINKS OP PLEASE I BEG YOU

    wow-very-emo-such-bands

    @laughuntilourribsgettough @starduststyx upon request: A tutorial playlist for my personal favourite bookbinding methods

    • Longstitch binding

    https://youtu.be/a_LZ-BWhH_Q

    2)Japanese Binding

    https://youtu.be/j-r6c_trSxY

    3) Belgian Binding

    https://youtu.be/w-oct9Ttp1g

    4) Coptic stitch binding

    https://youtu.be/TdHo8NtDOXc

    5) Case Bookbinding

    https://youtu.be/Av_rU-yOPd4

    zindagi-toh-bewafa-hai

    oh wow i love this

    wizardpotions

    I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl

    Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)

    Character 2: (visibly disturbed)

    Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common...

    hayleyolivia

    This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆

    hoothootmotherf-ckers

    hardison: everyone in this found family has so many damn emotional issues that it would make them uncomfortable if i just said shit like “i love and care about you,” so i just buy us home bases and make everyone fake IDs and give em restaurants and $100k motorcycles and leave the ball in their court for when they’re ready"

    arbitrarity

    hardison, sneaking love through to the team unnoticed: *hacker voice* i’m in

    personsonable-deactivated201908

    me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

    mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

    me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

    miaislying

    Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

    personsonable

    decay exists as an extant form of life

    miaislying

    That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

    mckitterick

    this post destroyed OP

    homunculus-argument

    the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

    human: GO FAST

    the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

    human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

    the universe: wait what

    human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

    the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

    human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

    abstractandedgyname

    human: 

    THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

    the universe:

    im-just-a-reaction

    How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

    armedandgayngerous

    Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

    unlimited-shitpost-works

    it works like this

    image

    Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

    triss19

    A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

    fedkaczynski

    We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

    COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

    beans345

    I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

    Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

    Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

    ciswhitethin

    That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

    starfleetrambo

    fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

    petermorwood

    Looks at jar of chilli powder. How much spice is needed to fold space…?

    eatgeekstudy

    Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

    My Therapist: Then do it.

    Me: I’m sorry?

    My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

    Me: Ah- Oh.

    My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.

    ottpop

    YO this is legit

    My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out” 

    I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful. 

    I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain

    Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it

    adventuringchangeling

    Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.

    nanoochka

    This has the same energy and practicality as “run (or walk, wheel, or whatever is accessible to you) when you’re having a panic attack.” Sometimes the best thing you can do is give in to your body’s primal fucking urges and hit the reset button on whatever you’re feeling.

    froody

    Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

    My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

    cryoverkiltmilk

    The spiritual successor to Miette

    shydestinybread

    May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

    unyanizedcatboys

    Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

    explorerrowan

    I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

    dualclock

    My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

    Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

    My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

    Me: ksst!

    My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

    Me: ok

    My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

    callmebliss

    Can haz snackytreat

    fandom

    This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

    froody

    We did it Tommy!

    continuants

    Tommy!!!!! Tommy is the VIP!!!!!!

    me: ohhehehe new cheesy fantasy show looks fun and gay

    the untamed: older sisters will die for their younger brothers. two people can truly love each other and still have an unhealthy relationship. self-sacrificial behavior no matter how well-intentioned inevitably will harm everyone it was meant to protect. childhood trauma and neglect have a lifelong impact on a person’s perception of their relationships and their own self-worth. those in power will use any excuse available to eliminate perceived threats to their authority. sometimes the only moral course of action is to remove yourself from a corrupt system. without honest communication, even genuine devoted love is not enough to save a life. support and care from other people is necessary to heal and thrive. the naive dreams of youth are impossible to retain in the wake of warfare and death. true love must stem from knowing another person as well as respecting and trusting them

    me, in tears: okay

    turing-tested

    a lesbian: actually I thought I was a trans man for a while and it turns out I’m just butch

    a trans man: oh same! i thought I was a lesbian and it turns out im a trans man

    nonbinary person: ive thought I was both and now i realized i’m neither! isn’t it cool how we can all talk about our shared experiences

    people who come into my inbox: how dare you have anything in common. you’re invalidating literally every trans and lesbian person at the same time

    firebirdscratches

    This is why “queer” is so important for questioning people who know they’re not cishet but haven’t figured out every last micro-label yet, or people whose labels are changing over time, or for someone who doesn’t feel comfortable sharing every last detail of their journey, or, or, or.