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She was part of the FBRC (Federal Bureau of Redneck Conversion) an organization who's job is to find and convert the hold outs who somehow escaped the public, private, and college conversion programs. She pretended to be an interested woman and started dating him. He wasn't nerdy but he was smart and that was not allowed. After several weeks of whispering in his ear while he slept and playing some "romantic tracks" that had subliminal messages in it while they had sex and boom. He was wearing ball caps, jeans, boots, and no shirt. After the conversion though she actually did fall for him and they continued dating, with him never even noticing the changes.
Before the president made it mandatory for schools to run their students through the redneck program, David here was a straight A student. Slightly fat, pale, and nerdy with a capital N. But after the program, some side training, and his father fully supporting the whole thing and helping the government push his son, David is a new man. As you can see he has fully accepted his true American roots and embraced being a redneck.
"Murica home of the fuckin' free, Yee haw!"