dumb things that are weirdly hot:

    - someone leaning over and buckling my seatbelt

    - tying my shoe for me (especially if you pat it afterwards??)

    - zipping up my jacket

    - making me hold ur hand before crossing the street

    - handing me my water bottle to make me drink it

    - slightly condescending nicknames

    - moving me by my belt loops/waist

    - “why don’t you be a good girl and *instructions*?”

    - brushing my hair out of my face

    - opening my drinks for me

    - lifting my chin to make me look you in the eye

    Underrated Dom phrases

    “Have you eaten yet?”

    “I’d watch that mouth if I were you”

    “I’m proud of you”

    “Good girl/boy”

    “It’s not too big you’re just ever so little”

    “You’re going to get a bruised ass if you carry on”

    “Don’t you dare”

    “Yes, what?”

    “Who do you think you’re talking to!?”

    “Over my knee”

    Send me ABDL asks:

    1: What is your favorite diaper?

    2: How often do you wear?

    3: What is your little age?

    4: At what age did you start with abdl stuff?

    5: Cotton feel or foil?

    6: When was your last messy diaper?

    7: When was your last wet diaper?

    8: Have you ever changed someone else?

    9: How many stuffed animals do you have?

    10: Who’s your favorite stuffed animal?

    11: What is your favorite food when being little?

    12: Are you a naughty or nice baby?

    13: Is abdl sexual to you?

    14: How many onesies do you own?

    15: What is your favorite color for pacifiers?

    16: What was the thickest package you had so far?

    17: How many people know about your little side?

    18: What was your most embarrassing moment?

    19: Do you have an abdl family (daddy, brother, etc.)?

    20: Have you been to any abdl meetings?

    21: Favorite movie/show to get into little mode?

    22: Do you have a nursery?

    23: How many diapers have you stocked right now?

    24: Who was your first contact in the abdl community?

    25: Any other kinks?

    ice cream asks

    chocolate: when was your first kiss?

    french vanilla: how old are you?

    cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

    strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

    coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

    mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

    cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

    rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

    butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

    cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?

    toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

    chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?

    bubblegum: books or movies?

    pistachio: manga or anime?

    salted caramel: favorite movies?

    birthday cake: favorite books?

    moose tracks: favorites for manga?

    orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

    peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

    black raspberry: do you have any pets?

    mango: when and why did you start your blog?

    mocha: ideal weather conditions?

    black cherry: four words that describe you?

    neapolitan: things that stress you out?

    raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

    chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

    toffee: a card game that you're good at?

    lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

    dark chocolate: turn ons?

    fudge: turn offs?

    peach: how do you relax?

    praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

    superman: do you like sweaters?

    cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

    dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

    blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

    ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

    blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

    almond: favorite mean girls quote?

    butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

    cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

    blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

    cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

    mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

    brownie batter: do you like sushi?

    key lime: where do you want to be right now?

    red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

    green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

    send me a dessert

    cherry turnover: who do you live with?

    bananas foster: do you believe in soulmates?

    glazed donut: would you rather visit a zoo or an aquarium?

    pumpkin pie: what were your interests as a child?

    lemon tart: how many languages can you speak?

    chocolate mousse: how is your relationship with your parents?

    creme brûlée: describe your style

    cheesecake: have you ever visited a sex shop?

    raspberry sorbet: favorite clothing stores?

    green tea ice cream: who was your first crush?

    chocolate chip cookie: how has your life changed over the past year?

    berry trifle: first & last concert you went to?

    tapioca pudding: favorite animated characters?

    fudge brownie: do you like your name?

    strawberry shortcake: are you good at keeping secrets?

    tiramisu: are you daring when it comes to makeup & clothing or do you like to play it safe?

    oreo milkshake: do you sleep a lot?

    apple crisp: how do you relax?

    carrot cake: who is your celeb look alike?

    macaron: what is your ethnicity?

    cinnamon bun: favorite salty snack?

    red velvet cupcake: ask any question of your own

    creepy girl ask meme

    doll: some of your favorite makeup products

    bruise: the worst wound you've ever received

    taxidermy: your favorite animal(s)

    eyeball: some of your favorite films

    syringe: someone you trust with everything

    porcelain: your favorite article of clothing

    plush: your favorite childhood toy

    blood: some of your favorite foods

    pentagram: your faith or spirituality

    splatter: your favorite artists or art pieces

    teacup: some of your favorite beverages

    corpse: something you would love to do but can't

    knife: something you're good at cooking or baking

    lollipop: some of your favorite candy

    monster: your worst habits

    pills: something you'd change about yourself

    potion: something you'd change about humanity

    asylum: your favorite place in the world

    mantis: your sexual orientation

    stitches: some of your self-care habits

    velvet: your favorite era for fashion and aesthetics

    teeth: something that makes you laugh

    piano: something that makes you cry

    witch: a power you wish you had

    chainsaw: your favorite sound

    ribbon: your favorite color combinations

    pigtails: how affectionate you are

    succubus: your weirdest kinks

    ghost: a historical figure you're drawn to

    lullaby: songs you love to sing

    Girl on tumblr: *posts a nude*

    Girl followers: oh my gosh!!!! Goddess!!!! Your skin is so pretty!!!! I love your thighs!!!! That contour is amazing!!!! You're so gorgeous!!!! I love seeing you!!!!

    Guy follower: YEAH BITCH I'D MAKE YOU CHOKE ON THIS DICK I'D REAM YOU UNTIL YOU BLEED AND THEN HAVE ALL MY FRIENDS FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR CUNT FALLS OUT OF YOU WHORE AND THEN THROW YOU INTRO A DUMPSTER LIKE YOU DESERVE AND YOU'LL THANK ME YOU PIECE OF FUCK MEAT

    daddy comes home and sees a band-aid on my leg

    Daddy: What happened Princess ?! *grabs my leg and examines closely*

    Me: *embarrassed* ummm ... I tried to shave my legs in the shower... and it bled...

    Daddy: Silly girl, little babies don't shave their legs.

    Me: ... but I'll be prickly like a little cactus *looks down*

    Daddy: That's okay, Daddy doesn't mind having a cute little cactus. *hugs me and pets my head*

    Me: *buried in Daddy's chest feeling so loved and so little*

    Daddy: *tilts my chin up and looks at me in the eyes* wait for Daddy to help you next time. Razors are sharp and dangerous.