Grandma: Let's take a picture together.
Me: YASSSSSS. Give me like 20 minutes. I have to get my iPhone stand, self-timer remote, and my portable light reflectors from the car. GURL, we gonna werk it.
That roll coaster of emotion you go through when you see clothes you want on tumblr.
Me (Mini heart attack): OMG.
Me (Happiness I feel imagining them on me): I've been waiting my whole life for this.
Me (Basking in the beauty):
Me (Coming back to reality): Where. WHERE. WHERE can I FIND THIS.
Me (Mini heart attack): I can't find them...
Me (Coming back to reality): I don't have money even if I did find them...
My relationships lately
Step one: Meet, flirt
Step two: Text, call, and flirt more
Step three: Hangout & kiss
Step four: Realize they have feelings for me.
Step five: Freak out, push them away, have regrets.
Step six: Blog about being alone, broken, unwanted, and forever alone.
Step seven: Repeat...
Tumblr Dashboard: Scenery
Me: Why can't I live there
Tumblr Dashboard: Hipster clothes
Me: Why can't that be my outfit
Tumblr Dashboard: Words that cover up a beautiful landscape and don't relate to the picture at all.
Me: HAHA... why can't I be funny
Tumblr Dashboard: Porn
Me: Why can't I be having sex right now.
Tumblr Dashboard: Hipster
Me: Why can't I be beautiful
Tumblr Dashboard: Couple