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memento mori
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2020-10-29 02:46:56
    keuhkopussirotta

    the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

    human: GO FAST

    the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

    human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

    the universe: wait what

    human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

    the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

    human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

    abstractandedgyname

    human: 

    THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

    the universe:

    im-just-a-reaction

    How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

    armedandgayngerous

    Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

    unlimited-shitpost-works

    it works like this

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    Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

    triss19

    A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

    fedkaczynski

    We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

    COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

    beans345

    I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

    Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

    Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

    ciswhitethin

    That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

    starfleetrambo

    fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

    2008: wow I was so stupid last year

    2009: wow I was so stupid last year

    2010: wow I was so stupid last year

    2011: wow I was so stupid last year

    2012: wow I was so stupid last year

    2013: wow I was so stupid last year

    2014: wow I was so stupid last year

    2015: wow I was so stupid last year

    2016: wow I was so stupid last year

    2017: wow I was so stupid last year

    to be continued