She heard about the daily edging and said enough.  “It’s OK for boys to be rewarded by diddling their little tinkers and making number 3′s.  I do want them to have honored women in some way today before they do that and tell me about it.  It can be as simple as opening a door, donating to a woman’s shelter or a hundred other things.  But yes, after that, here are two pictures for them to play with all day today!”

    Congratulations if you truly made it this far!

    Full disclosure:  Found someone who looked very kind and naturally sympathetic and outlined the time since the last release, the stringent requirements for edging as well as finally an earnest and humble request for release.   

    Waited 2 days for the response.

    Answer:  “No.”