James: Guys. We’re not gonna lose because we have everything we need to win right here.
James: [points to his chest]
The Gryffindor Quidditch Team: [smiling] Heart.
James: No, me! I’m gonna win the match for us.
Retrograding Planet Affects
Mercury in Retrograde: period of confusion; communication and studies begin to rest; interpretations and big plans are typically thwarted; making long-term plans or surgeries are not recommended at this time
Venus in Retrograde: period of self care; relationships are strained, luxuries are lost, money is misplaced; starting relationships is not recommended at this time
Mars in Retrograde: period of frustration; feuding and fights are started; actions are poorly illustrated; new sexual relations are not recommended
Jupiter in Retrograde: period of meditation; growth turns inward, and one is encouraged to focus on how they can internally grow to become a better person
Saturn in Retrograde: period of stress; responsible action is overthrown; making decisions concerning one's career or big responsibilities is not recommended
Uranus in Retrograde: period of activism; seemingly passive natives turn rebel out of nowhere because of bottled up injustices; confinement is not recommend during this time
Neptune in Retrograde: period of insight; intense, psychic dreams are projected by the subconscious, and intuition is highest during this time
Pluto in Retrograde: period of internal cleansing; rebirth and newness is a theme here; self-assessment and deep thought is recommended
guy: excuse me, is this seat taken?
guy: that's where you're wrong. all property is theft. here's a pamphlet. there's a Local Leftists meeting this Thursday. 7:30. be there or be laissez-faire.
guy: [winks but doesn't open eye back up to symbolize the fall of the reactionary right]
"Let's fuck shit up" squad: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini
"Sits by and watches all hell break loose" squad: Libra, Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio
"Cleans up everything afterwords while bitching about both other squads" squad: Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer
sexting with jenny holzer
me: what would u be doing if i was there ;)
jenny: I WALK IN / I SEE YOU / I WATCH YOU / I SCAN YOU / I WAIT FOR YOU / I TICKLE YOU / I TEASE YOU / I SEARCH YOU / I BREATHE YOU / I TALK / I SMILE / I TOUCH YOUR HAIR / YOU ARE THE ONE / YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO ME / YOU ARE MY OWN / I SHOW YOU / I FEEL YOU / I ASK YOU / I DON’T ASK / I DON’T WAIT / I WON’T ASK YOU / I CAN’T TELL YOU / I LIE / I AM CRYING HARD / THERE WAS BLOOD / NO ONE TOLD ME / NO ONE KNEW / MY MOTHER KNOWS / I FORGET YOUR NAME / I DON’T THINK / I BURY MY HEAD / I BURY YOUR HEAD / I BURY YOU / MY FEVER / MY SKIN / I CANNOT BREATHE / I CANNOT EAT / I CANNOT WALK / I AM LOSING TIME / I AM LOSING TIME / I AM LOSING GROUND / I CANNOT STAND IT / I CRY / I CRY OUT / I BITE / I BITE YOUR LIP / I BREATHE YOUR BREATH / I PULSE / I PRAY / I PRAY ALOUD / I SMELL YOU ON MY SKIN / I SAY THE WORD / I SAY YOUR NAME / I COVER YOU / I SHELTER YOU / I RUN FROM YOU / I SLEEP BESIDE YOU / I SMELL YOU ON MY CLOTHES / I KEEP YOUR CLOTHES
teachers trying to impose responsibility
freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"
sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"
junior year: "you're almost seniors now"
senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"
College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"