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    little space dates🍼

    ~build a bear🐻

    ~roller skating⛸

    ~midnight rides🌙

    ~watch carebears movie🌈

    ~thrift shopping🛍

    ~picnic🧺

    ~strawberry picking🍓

    ~movie theatre🍿

    ~tea party(w/ stuffies)🍵

    ~arcade🕹

    ~star gazing💫

    ~flower picking(u could also make flower crowns!!)🌻

    ~park🌲

    ~six flagssssss🎢

    ~abandoned places😈

    ~animal shelter🐩

    ~stuffie adopting!!🧸

    BLACK LIVES MATTER WASNT A TREND! STOP TREATING IT LIKE ONE!! THE PROTESTS ARE STILL HAPPENING!! BLACK PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING!! JUSTICE HAS NOT BEEN FUCKING SERVED TO THE BLACK COMMUNITY AS A WHOLE !! DONT DEPEND ON YOUR TIMELINE OR FEEDS TO INFORM YOU ONLY PLEASE AND DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!

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    HAVE THOSE DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS!!

    CONTACT YOUR LOCAL AND STATE OFFICIALS!!

    BLACK LIVES MATTER!

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    scarletxwinter

    Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

    Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

    Morgan:

    Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

    *turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

    Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

    Sam: oh my god.

    anais-ninja-bitch

    nebula, unfamiliar with terran anatomy: *sits down crisscross applesauce next to morgan*

    allofthefeelings

    I’m so glad that with Natasha, er, temporarily indisposed, Bucky is covering Morgan’s important education.

    (Actually, the Winter Soldier having been forced to assist in brutally training young women to kill, while Bucky chooses to gently teach a young girl to defend herself, is beautiful character development, and I think a great way to reclaim both his agency and his humanity.)

    anais-ninja-bitch

    WHEN nat gets back, she’s gonna be like

    nat: okay so what did you teach her?

    bucky: breaking bones, and the quickest way to a man’s heart.

    nebula: through the ribs.

    nat: excellent >:]

    allofthefeelings

    TONY, TWENTY MINUTES LATER: Why is my baby sparring with the Black Widow? Why did you give my baby a knife?

    NATASHA, DRAMATICALLY CLUTCHING HER SIDE WHERE MORGAN GRAZED HER: You got me.

    BUCKY: She didn’t even react like that when I shot her, Morg. You’re good at this. Great job with the stabbing!

    TONY: I’m sorry what the fuck is happening.

    sidewaystime

    MORGAN, taking the chef’s knife from Pepper and mining stabbing: no, mom, you hold it like this

    PEPPER: I don’t think that’s effective against cucumber but I’ll keep it in mind.

    MORGAN: AUNTIE NEBULA! How do I stab a cucumber?

    NEBULA, APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE, KNIVES IN HAND AND READY FOR STABBING: What’s a cucumber?

    anais-ninja-bitch

    which is the moment when pepper decides to teach nebula how to cook.

    allofthefeelings

    Bold of you to assume Pepper knows how to prepare literally anything but salads and sandwiches.

    Nebula, on the other hand, has had to survive alone in space.

    Please consider: Nebula efficiently dicing the cucumber, and then teaching Morgan and Pepper both how to prepare a simple meal, which would apparently taste better with a specific type of meat that they can’t acquire on Terran, but this is the best she can do given the circumstances.

    stayoutofitnick

    Nat: Wait what did you teach her?

    Bucky: There are 206 bones in the human body…

    Nat: James! She is a CHILD!

    Nat: If you are fighting an opponent your age Morgan, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children’s bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that….

    the-geek-cornucopia

    I’m sorry I’m going to need someone to draw Bucky with his assassin in training  murder puppets. On his hands. While Morgan and Nebula watch.

    tempestaurora

    so.. i’ve gotta write this,, right?????? i have to write a fic about this??????

    starkercrossedlovers

    *whispers through tears* finally some good fucking food

    Tumblr: NO MORE PORN!! sEx WoRKerS aRE bAD. TumBLr sHoULd bE CHild FRienDLY

    Tumblr: *actively recommends me TERF and tweaker blogs even tho I’ve never liked or searched for that content*

    Tumblr: *continues to ignore Nazi and hate speech blogs*

    Tumblr: *doesn’t actually block pro ana/ed blogs when I block them*

    Tumblr: *doesn’t flag blogs with penis icons full of stolen porn*

    Tumblr: SaFe fOR CHildReN!!!

    ✨ Little Space Cadet to the Rescue!!! ✨

    Ground Control: Little Space Cadet, we need your help!!

    Little: don't worry!

    I'm here to save the day!!

    what seems to be the problem??

    G.C: there's a stuffie stuck on the top shelf who can't get down!!

    can you bring them down safely??

    Little: of course!!

    Little Space Cadet to the rescue!!!!

    *grabs kitchen chair*

    *carefully stands on top of it*

    G.C: be careful!!!

    Little: it's okay!

    I'm a professional!!

    it's okay stuffie, I'm here to save you!!

    *grabs the stuffie and carefully steps down*

    you're safe now!!!!

    G.C: you did it!!

    you're a hero!!!

    Little: I'm just doing my job!

    now stuffie, be more careful next time!

    make sure you don't get anywhere where it's too hard to get cuddles from!

    now, I'm off to offer more cuddles!

    call me if you need me!!

    Little Loopholes ~

    Little : *stubbs toe* son of a .... *sees daddy* .... bumble bee!

    Daddy : *laughs* nice save little one.

    Little : it's not funny daddy, don't be a -

    Daddy : *smirks* don't be a what little one ?

    Little : don't be a butt head daddy !

    Daddy : *laughs again* okay baby I'm sorry, are you alright ?

    Little : it hurt like a biscuit daddy and you know I'm no paci.

    Daddy : *face palm* you and your little loopholes when it comes to cussing.

    What I Wanna Hear From A Caregiver

    "Princess, the world is full of mean people. But as long as you're in Daddy's/ Mommy's arms, you'll be safe. I got you, Princess. You're safe now. I'll protect you from the world. I'll battle those demons of yours. I'll support you through thick and thin. No words can ever say how much I love you. Nobody from your past will ever hurt you again. I'll give you the moon, the stars, and the whole universe if I have to. I love you Babydoll."

    Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original

    Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?

    Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.

    Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled

    Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey

    Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.

    Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification

    Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?

    Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times

    Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me

    Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.

    Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.

    Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy

    Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period

    Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!

    Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.

    Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!

    Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance

    Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.

    Male Writer: I am original