
Orinoco Flow (Sail Away) by Enya, except you’re being drowned
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this
ive been waiting to do this for a month
Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor
I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed
this is what plays in the background when you have to fight abba in 1to1 combat
1v4 you coward
what order are you even supposed to read this in?
I don’t fucking know my man
The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.
[audio transcription: greetings, and welcome back! you’re doing a good job]