mortimermcmirestinks

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

cipher-fresh

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

rosyish

op paid about $215 for blue check marks on this website

de-sterren-nacht

show some fucking respect thats the guy who invented nyan cat

imlizy

just got reminded of the funniest tweet ever, some guy genuinely suggesting that the united states military perform a land invasion of russia through siberia in the winter

papasmoke

No this is actually a really good idea the US should commit 50k troops to this ASAP

speamyraven

here's an easy to follow diagram of how the US can enter Russia's "backdoor"

txttletale

this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen im in tears of laughter. (right axis) . this is a work of fucking art

papasmoke

As you all can see when I started to purchase $10 pocket knives at gas stations in late 2017 and continued to do so once a year every year the gap between my annual military expenditure and that of the U.S. quickly began to close.

apas-95

here it is on one axis lmao

Daily affirmations

so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

roxannepolice

FYI, this was an actual streetlamp in Wrocław, Poland. Local services removed the overgrowth because apparently nearby people had trouble sleeping with this by their windows.

slugonascrabbletile

s is for slug

monstrosity-positive

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

asterism343

ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online

basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of...cat themed bots?

but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.

Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.

also he sends you these weird messages like

absolutely wild

asterism343

chess youtube is full of these videos now lol

gemstone9

I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you have been a victim of physics

supreme-leader-stoat

If you or a loved one has been a victim of physics, you may be entitled to financial compensation.