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2021-04-03 02:15:40

    Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!).


    Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

    And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

    “Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….


    It was….Dumbledore!


    Remember when J.K. Rowling’s website first launched and it was THE ABSOLUTE SHIT? We stared at this locked door for months, man. We obsessed about this damn door and how to open it and what would be behind it and you clicked on every little gum wrapper in the trashcan and fiddled with the little radio and chased the flies and spiders around the screen with your cursor and read the Wizard of the Month biography and how well she was playing Minesweeper and listened to that damn dog bark every few minutes and punched 62442 into the phone and took your W.O.M.B.A.T. test and it felt like the greatest thing in the world, short of her, y’know, actually releasing the book sooner.