@the-blue-phantom
I grew tall to fill the void

Just a mess of I don't even know what. They/them Avatar by proximart 

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2020-05-29 17:08:55

    <>Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

    <>Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

    i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one
    the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin
    so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms
    this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO
    after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman
    but his mom was<> like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

    i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

    <>Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

    <><>My cat:<> Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

    The spiritual successor to Miette

    Might I also add

    May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

    Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

    Cackling maniacally now

    dungeons and dragons

    <>expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

    <>reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

    trilllizard420

    <>The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

    Okay but my group has an It’s Always Sunny title card generator in our discord chat that we occasionally modify based off the current events of our game

    spectral-agony

    the most recent creation 

    <>what she says: i’m fine

    <>what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art