@the-blue-phantom
I grew tall to fill the void
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    tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

    archie comics drama: oh no! archie signed up for a beach dance contest with veronica on the same day he said he’d help betty with a shoe drive for kids! but mr. lodge says if he doesn’t do the dance contest he can’t have a summer job and archie needs that money to pay reggie back!

    riverdale drama: betty can no longer ignore the urge to kill. mr. lodge seduced and drugged archie so he could plant his unconscious body at the scene of a mob hit. jughead killed reggie with his car. veronica became a madam by accident.

    archiesweirdfantasy

    so what’s cool is that this post is from last july and since then three out of four of these joke sentences have literally happened on the show

    atthepriceofoblivion

    Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

    Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

    mydogisabutt

    i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one
    the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin
    so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms
    this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO
    after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman
    but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

    i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

    froody

    Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

    My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

    cryoverkiltmilk

    The spiritual successor to Miette

    shydestinybread

    May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

    unyanizedcatboys

    Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

    that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin

    Cackling maniacally now

    nukachemistry

    dungeons and dragons

    expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

    reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

    trilllizard420

    The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

    theaceofskulls

    Okay but my group has an It’s Always Sunny title card generator in our discord chat that we occasionally modify based off the current events of our game

    spectral-agony

    the most recent creation